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This stoner’s to do list is a classic of its genre
05-02-2015, 10:26 PM #31
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,578 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
I don't make lists. I like to keep my options open.


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
05-03-2015, 12:44 AM #32
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,265 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
Me too, but if I did make a list, smores would have to be there.

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05-03-2015, 01:04 AM #33
Coolchick Member
Posts:5,205 Threads:118 Joined:Mar 2013
(05-02-2015, 10:20 PM)Shadow Wrote:  
(05-02-2015, 07:14 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  What is Panorama Café? Something new?

I swear you said 'Paranorma' but read it again... 13.gif

oh!

i would go there!

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Just Plain Nuts.
05-03-2015, 01:07 AM #34
Coolchick Member
Posts:5,205 Threads:118 Joined:Mar 2013
(05-02-2015, 10:26 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  I don't make lists. I like to keep my options open.


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i keep running into lists that i made.
in drawers or such..

lol
i looked, just to prove it..
and found one that said vicious' bday..
and an order list for a pizza:

2 med. deal
w/ mushr, pepp..
xsauce.

lol

that had to be years ago! we havent had a pizza for a looong time..

Just Plain Nuts.
05-03-2015, 03:15 AM #35
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,578 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
I used to make lists, but I quit. I have a problem with being told what to do and every time I would look at the list I would tell myself to ğck off.

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
05-03-2015, 03:17 AM #36
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,578 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
(05-03-2015, 01:07 AM)Coolchick Wrote:  
(05-02-2015, 10:26 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  I don't make lists. I like to keep my options open.


coffeetime.gif

i keep running into lists that i made.
in drawers or such..

lol
i looked, just to prove it..
and found one that said vicious' bday..
and an order list for a pizza:

2 med. deal
w/ mushr, pepp..
xsauce.

lol

that had to be years ago! we havent had a pizza for a looong time..

Vicious? That's a blast from the past. What's she up to these days?

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
05-03-2015, 03:41 AM #37
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,246 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
My List

1. Open eyes

2. reclose eyes go back to dreaming

3. after two hours , wake enough to pee in piss cup
next to bed , be sure to set it upright on nightstand this time

4. close eyes again

5. go back to dreaming another two hours

6. with blankets over head , Fart and sniff to awake and force
out of bed

7. hit the shower to get Fart out of hair

8. Open back door and throw Cat Litter from Box ,,,
onto asshole neighbor's Windshield ,,, and remember to laugh when
he finds it .

9. Let Beepers Puppy out to shït in Neighbors front yard , train her later
to shït on his Porch

10 . Steal neighbors Pot Plants and feed them to that
annoying Poodle on the other side of the House .

11 . Call Cops and turn in the Poodle for being under
the influence .

12. Slash Cop Car tires while the Cops try to resuscitate Poodle

13.Boot up picture of Cop Car with slashed tires on my Facebook page

14 . Email hate letter to Cops for leaving their Junk Car
Blocking my driveway.

15 . Eat something Fattening in Celebration , followed by
a Pint of Ice cream ,,,,,,,,,,,,,

16. Take Nap to recover from all the Fun
05-03-2015, 04:03 AM #38
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,797 Threads:70 Joined:Feb 2011
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ğck ..laffin out loud
stinking drunk
Four o'clock in the mornin

Wonder what the neighbours are thinking?

But more important:

- Who gives a flying ğck ..?

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05-03-2015, 04:07 AM #39
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,246 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
what's really funny ,,, is ,,,

I actually engage in these activities .
05-03-2015, 04:27 AM #40
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,265 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
lol, you should get out more.

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05-03-2015, 05:15 AM #41
The Survivor Truthtard
Posts:5,013 Threads:522 Joined:Sep 2012
Erm, sorry I forgot what I was gonna post.

Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


https://twitter.com/NigelLondon2014

05-03-2015, 03:10 PM #42
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,578 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
(05-03-2015, 05:15 AM)NODOOM Wrote:  Erm, sorry I forgot what I was gonna post.

Put the damn pipe down for a few minutes. We we're talking about going out. I guess we need munchie food.

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
05-03-2015, 03:10 PM #43
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,578 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
(05-03-2015, 05:15 AM)NODOOM Wrote:  Erm, sorry I forgot what I was gonna post.

Put the damn pipe down for a few minutes. We we're talking about going out. I guess we need munchie food.

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
05-03-2015, 03:43 PM #44
The Survivor Truthtard
Posts:5,013 Threads:522 Joined:Sep 2012
(05-03-2015, 03:10 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(05-03-2015, 05:15 AM)NODOOM Wrote:  Erm, sorry I forgot what I was gonna post.

Put the damn pipe down for a few minutes. We we're talking about going out. I guess we need munchie food.

Going out? Who's going out? Munchie. Now I have to make something to eat.

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Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


https://twitter.com/NigelLondon2014

05-03-2015, 03:45 PM #45
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,265 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
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