Quote:Don’t you hate it when your “pelvic area” smells like marijuana?
Particularly when the person sniffing the wafting weed is an Indian River County sheriff’s deputy.
The deputy stopped the SUV, and a drug sniffing dog “alerted to the presence of narcotics within the vehicle.”
Nelsoit, the passenger, had “a strong odor of marijuana emitting from her pelvic area.”
The average human pelvis does not emit “a strong odor of marijuana.”
Investigators arrested Nelsoit after finding apparent marijuana residue on the passenger seat and floorboard where she was sitting.
Nelsoit also reported having pot “stuffed inside of her vaginal area,” an area where items typically are not “stuffed.”
Sometimes I may be above average.