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Thor versus Jesus
02-25-2015, 05:15 PM #16
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Thor walking through water.

İmage

Jesus walking upon water. WIN!

İmage
02-25-2015, 06:05 PM #17
Octo Mother Superior
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While Thor and Jesus keep battling, Ukko is still ruling the skies.

Quote:Ukko's weapon was a hammer, axe or sword, by which he struck lightning. While Ukko mated with his wife Akka ("old woman"), there was a thunderstorm. He created thunderstorms also by driving with his chariot in clouds. The original weapon of Ukko was probably the boat-shaped stone-axe of battle axe culture. Ukko's hammer, the Vasara (means merely "hammer"), probably meant originally the same thing as the boat-shaped stone axe. While stone tools were abandoned in the metal ages, the origins of stone-weapons became a mystery. They were believed to be weapons of Ukko, stone-heads of striking lightnings. Shamans collected and held stone-axes because they were believed to hold many powers to heal and to damage.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_myt...nd_thunder

That's even more awesome powers than Thor has.
02-26-2015, 01:13 AM #18
SpiritMasonChazz Member
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A God , a Mortal a animal maybe a Angel , Star , or lost soul born in Hell. Many rotations throughout the history books of Earth realm. Reincarnation into higher or lower maybe these position change in the sand of time. Leaving a flux & change of whom wheals what or gets sacrificed.
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02-27-2015, 12:15 AM #19
Not Gumby Incognito Anonymous
 
I have a cousin related to THOR.

İmage
02-27-2015, 12:40 AM #20
Octo Mother Superior
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lol, you must be very proud of him.
02-27-2015, 11:15 AM #21
SpiritMasonChazz Member
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LOL Looks like a gumby dood trying to pick up the hammer of thunder.
02-27-2015, 02:50 PM #22
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lol.gif Gumby vs. the Mjölnir

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02-27-2015, 03:01 PM #23
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
For the mediators. The worthy ones. When you're next in nature enter start your meditation and gather energy into your daintien - naval chakra. When you reach your place call Thor's name in your mind. Loudly and with pride. He will come. Remember to pour him a beer in your mind - he'll love that. He'll arrive after the tell tale energy rise and tingling on your skin

Hopefully you'll hear him laugh and say BearHug - that's me.

His presence is beyond enormous and very powerful. A humbling experience.

Thor has always answered my call whether in meditation or in times of need either astrally or physically. Never tried calling for Jesus. Haven't needed to
02-27-2015, 04:45 PM #24
White Ribbon call me
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(02-27-2015, 03:01 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  For the mediators. The worthy ones. When you're next in nature enter start your meditation and gather energy into your daintien - naval chakra. When you reach your place call Thor's name in your mind. Loudly and with pride. He will come. Remember to pour him a beer in your mind - he'll love that. He'll arrive after the tell tale energy rise and tingling on your skin

Hopefully you'll hear him laugh and say BearHug - that's me.

His presence is beyond enormous and very powerful. A humbling experience.

Thor has always answered my call whether in meditation or in times of need either astrally or physically. Never tried calling for Jesus. Haven't needed to

sounds kinky..

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bet you ten bucks thats what octo is doing right now. blonde.gif
02-27-2015, 04:47 PM #25
Octo Mother Superior
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How did you know?

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failboat Show this Post
02-27-2015, 05:31 PM #26
failboat Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-27-2015, 12:15 AM)Not Gumby Wrote:  I have a cousin related to THOR.

İmage

who's that hot redhead on the right? chuckle.gif
02-27-2015, 05:48 PM #27
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Aw Gawd , ya had to direct my attention to that Red head ,,,

pass the eye bleach please
02-27-2015, 08:03 PM #28
Octo Mother Superior
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(02-27-2015, 05:31 PM)failboat Wrote:  
(02-27-2015, 12:15 AM)Not Gumby Wrote:  I have a cousin related to THOR.

İmage

who's that hot redhead on the right? chuckle.gif

It's the fat lady off duty

İmage

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02-27-2015, 08:27 PM #29
Accidental Stoner Member
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I'm with Thor, if I have to choose 13.gif

No offence to that Jesus guy...but...y'know, roots are roots.
That stuff is just too distant, geographically and culturally.

With all due respect to the Hebrews.

Gotta love Ukko and Thor a wee bit more, even if Jesus said and did some cool things.

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Nothing I lie awake over, though chuckle.gif
02-28-2015, 04:44 PM #30
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(02-24-2015, 08:17 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  is this the name of a new gay porno being released?? 13.gif cause it sounds hot..

İmage

i hope they aren't wearing condoms..

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hmm.gif See question #10 WR.

http://www.funtrivia.com/html5/index.cfm?qid=76971

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