i put the money under the pillow
then,, i lay my head under,,,no,,uh
i lay my head on the pillow,,correct?
Ok,,Ok,, then,, let's see,,,
oh,,uh,,yeah,, a little tooth fairy,, brings ,,
no,,no,, not right
the little fairy, comes and lifts the pillow,,with my head on it,, right?
and this strong little shït
with it's other hand,,
puts teeth under the pillow
and takes my payment,,?
do i have it close to right ?
Uh, how many teeth can the fairy bring in one trip ?
cause i need 32 new ones
i don't want used ones,,
i'll pay the difference for NEW teeths,,
32 or nothing
new not used
and,, two bi-cuspids with points for snagging skin,, i mean,,
i'll just gum my Steak
I'll be the rock'n'roll pariah caste then.
Big welcome to all new Kritters!
God likes Mutton ?
goat cheese i can believe
little guy is back on the shoulder again
I'm a budding musician and female. I also write song lyrics in my head...kinda of a poet and I know it. I just took a Uke lesson but need to practice more to toughen up my finger tips. As for Guinness, it's my favourite drink.
(07-07-2012, 11:48 AM)JayRodney Wrote: Tis an example, my stuff is far more melodic. With more actual singing.
You hoping to replace Randy Blythe in LoG?
I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
you mean " THAT " Lamb of god
shït,,, i thought we had another Menu thread going or something.
I did'nt realize that was YOU JR,, now i gotta click and hear
after i serve eviction notice
Little man on my shoulder,,
little fuckers homesteading this time
I did laugh my ass off.
to appeal to the law is cowardice,,
CORRECT, stand your ground and face them down
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