I'm Raptor Jesus.
Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
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'Transracial' man born white feels like he is Filipino
11-19-2017, 01:42 PM
#16
Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
11-19-2017, 07:07 PM
#17
Nazi Ninja Raptor Jesus could work too.
11-19-2017, 11:03 PM
#19
(11-19-2017, 11:48 AM)Octo Wrote: It's not too late, you can still become a Nazi Ninja
Does that include the camp followers? I prefer Swedish Olympic Bikini Ski Team followers, but with brunette hair. Blondes are too high maintenance if their hair color came from a bottle. Tell Jay he doesn't know how lucky he has it. ;-)
My followers need to be single, too. No married women, because husbands don't seem to appreciate my generous attitude.
One more thing. We'd call ourselves the Cowardly Lion Nazi Ninjas rather than using my real name. Maybe add Below Average Cowardly Lion Nazi Ninjas. People have trouble spelling my name anyway...so we could add "Formerly Known as Prince."
Pray for me.
Your prayers have worked like crazy. Maybe one of these days I won't have any behavior issues.
11-19-2017, 11:09 PM
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(11-19-2017, 07:07 PM)JayRodney Wrote: Nazi Ninja Raptor Jesus could work too.
See...this could be a "thing." We could have online classes on how to be in the Nazi Ninja Army of Cowardly Lions. Members wouldn't have to leave their computer or their basement. Just send $19.95 per month plus $8.95 for s&h for electronic delivery (hehe) of the perpetual classes. Order now and you can watch the videos twice for no extra charge.
Pray for me.
Your prayers have worked like crazy. Maybe one of these days I won't have any behavior issues.
11-19-2017, 11:26 PM
#21
Dahm and Dahmer
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(11-19-2017, 11:03 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:(11-19-2017, 11:48 AM)Octo Wrote: It's not too late, you can still become a Nazi Ninja
My followers need to be single, too. No married women, because husbands don't seem to appreciate my generous attitude. '
That's why Joeseph P Smith invented polygamy and the profit had a wife that was... oh never mind I can't say that in my country without a stoning.
11-20-2017, 02:58 AM
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Thanks all the same, but I don't want any part in celebrating someones mental illness. There is a war on common sense playing out. My guess is it's contrived.
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