Last year I was trapped underneath a train.
I used what I knew from documentaries about what to do....

I laid flat on my stomach, and laid my head sideways between the wooden rail ties buried my face into the gravel, and sucked in my stomach, dug my shoulders in as much as possible... had my feet out sideways...

I was as flat as a pancake against the ground...

After the train passed over me, I went straight to the hospital to be checked out...

I was checked out, given a clean bill of health.... and I was given Klonopin for my nerves.

What were you doing out on the Tracks , Practicing to be a Hobo ?

(03-25-2018, 06:52 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  What were you doing out on the Tracks , Practicing to be a Hobo ?

I was walking to my sister's house just outside of the city

tried to Hitch a ride

(03-25-2018, 06:56 AM)Leopard Wrote:  tried to Hitch a ride

With a train?

Thank god you didn't lay down and go to sleep on tracks.
I did that once and had to go to Limbs Crafters.
Prosthetics in about an hour.

(03-25-2018, 06:41 AM)Leopard Wrote:  Last year I was trapped underneath a train.
I used what I knew from documentaries about what to do....

There are documentaries about being trapped under trains?

(03-25-2018, 05:52 PM)Octo Wrote:  

(03-25-2018, 06:41 AM)Leopard Wrote:  Last year I was trapped underneath a train.
I used what I knew from documentaries about what to do....

There are documentaries about being trapped under trains?

No. About making a mime pancake.

(03-25-2018, 06:41 AM)Leopard Wrote:  Last year I was trapped underneath a train.
I used what I knew from documentaries about what to do....

I laid flat on my stomach, and laid my head sideways between the wooden rail ties buried my face into the gravel,  and sucked in my stomach, dug my shoulders in as much as possible...  had my feet out sideways...

I was as flat as a pancake against the ground...

After the train passed over me, I went straight to the hospital to be checked out...

I was checked out, given a clean bill of health....  and I was given Klonopin for my nerves.

You're on a roll with these train threads, I hope all this works out okay.

when I was about 3 years old
I had Choo Choo panties ,,,

Grew up , and now I have Locomotive Balls ..

is that a good thing ?

does that work in this thread ?

(03-25-2018, 05:52 PM)Octo Wrote:  

(03-25-2018, 06:41 AM)Leopard Wrote:  Last year I was trapped underneath a train.
I used what I knew from documentaries about what to do....

There are documentaries about being trapped under trains?

lol yep

scary