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Leopard Show this Post
03-25-2018, 06:41 AM #1
Leopard Incognito
 
Last year I was trapped underneath a train.
I used what I knew from documentaries about what to do....

I laid flat on my stomach, and laid my head sideways between the wooden rail ties buried my face into the gravel, and sucked in my stomach, dug my shoulders in as much as possible... had my feet out sideways...

I was as flat as a pancake against the ground...

After the train passed over me, I went straight to the hospital to be checked out...

I was checked out, given a clean bill of health.... and I was given Klonopin for my nerves.
03-25-2018, 06:52 AM #2
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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What were you doing out on the Tracks , Practicing to be a Hobo ?


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Leopard Show this Post
03-25-2018, 06:54 AM #3
Leopard Incognito
 
(03-25-2018, 06:52 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  What were you doing out on the Tracks , Practicing to be a Hobo ?

I was walking to my sister's house just outside of the city
Leopard Show this Post
03-25-2018, 06:56 AM #4
Leopard Incognito
 
tried to Hitch a ride
03-25-2018, 10:07 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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(03-25-2018, 06:56 AM)Leopard Wrote:  tried to Hitch a ride

With a train? 13.gif
03-25-2018, 02:12 PM #6
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Thank god you didn't lay down and go to sleep on tracks.
I did that once and had to go to Limbs Crafters.
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Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
03-25-2018, 05:41 PM #7
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03-25-2018, 05:52 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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(03-25-2018, 06:41 AM)Leopard Wrote:  Last year I was trapped underneath a train.
I used what I knew from documentaries about what to do....

There are documentaries about being trapped under trains?

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03-25-2018, 06:53 PM #9
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(03-25-2018, 05:52 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(03-25-2018, 06:41 AM)Leopard Wrote:  Last year I was trapped underneath a train.
I used what I knew from documentaries about what to do....

There are documentaries about being trapped under trains?

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No. About making a mime pancake.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
03-25-2018, 07:09 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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03-25-2018, 07:16 PM #11
RLK Incognito
 
(03-25-2018, 06:41 AM)Leopard Wrote:  Last year I was trapped underneath a train.
I used what I knew from documentaries about what to do....

I laid flat on my stomach, and laid my head sideways between the wooden rail ties buried my face into the gravel,  and sucked in my stomach, dug my shoulders in as much as possible...  had my feet out sideways...

I was as flat as a pancake against the ground...

After the train passed over me, I went straight to the hospital to be checked out...

I was checked out, given a clean bill of health....  and I was given Klonopin for my nerves.

You're on a roll with these train threads, I hope all this works out okay.
03-25-2018, 10:14 PM #12
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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when I was about 3 years old
I had Choo Choo panties ,,,

Grew up , and now I have Locomotive Balls ..

is that a good thing ?

does that work in this thread ?


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Leopard Show this Post
03-25-2018, 11:32 PM #13
Leopard Incognito
 
(03-25-2018, 05:52 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(03-25-2018, 06:41 AM)Leopard Wrote:  Last year I was trapped underneath a train.
I used what I knew from documentaries about what to do....

There are documentaries about being trapped under trains?

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lol yep
03-25-2018, 11:34 PM #14
Adde All in Moderation
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damned.gif scary
03-25-2018, 11:46 PM #15
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