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Trump Picks Alex Jones As New Press Secretary
06-22-2017, 11:00 PM #16
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As a Swiss old guy, he does speak German.
Kinda'.
Arc of the Govenant?

"G" ?

Really?

I mean... kaput, kompressor... he should be able to use a "K" FFS.

It's not like asking a Finn to say big black banana and they say pig plack panana. coffeetime.gif

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06-22-2017, 11:05 PM #17
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06-22-2017, 11:15 PM #18
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puffpuffpass.gif Just making comments like that show you how long I've been around here. chuckle.gif

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06-23-2017, 08:36 AM #19
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(06-22-2017, 06:36 AM)Ninelives Wrote:  Trump Picks Alex Jones As New Press Secretary


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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Confirming the widespread rumors that Sean Spicer would be departing the office in short order, President Donald Trump has chosen InfoWars chief and renowned conspiracy theorist Alex Jones as the new Press Secretary, the White House announced Tuesday.

The fiery Jones wasted no time getting in front of the cameras, holding his inaugural press conference shortly after the announcement.

“I am the new Press Secretary!” he bellowed in his distinct Texas growl at all the reporters present, occasionally taking a handkerchief out of his pocket to dab perspiration from his red face. “AAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHH!” he continued, beating his chest like a gorilla.

“We’re comin’ for ya globalists! 1776 will commence, you wicked, wicked devils!” he added, before mumbling something about gay frogs.

Press Secretary Jones concluded the conference early, dismissing every person in the room after announcing that only InfoWars and Breitbart reporters would be allowed to attend press events from this point forward.

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Kool !!! i love me some Alex Jones !!! no more boring pressers from dc ... cheers!!! fkyeah.gif wtfkitty.gif bunker.gif
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06-29-2017, 06:30 AM #20
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06-29-2017, 06:41 AM #21
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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That's quite interesting.
Harald Kautz Vella got into to that pretty heavy in one of his lectures.
This was mistakenly put up on NASA's website, it was obviously never meant for public consumption.

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