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Turtle gives Finger to LA Police!
06-15-2018, 08:46 PM #1
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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WOW!
Apparently a Louisiana fisherman caught this massive snapping turtle.

Turns out the turtle had ingested a human finger which was discovered by the fisherman as he was preparing the reptile for soup!

The finger appears to be that of a Caucasian male and has been turned over to the authorities for a DNA analysis.

Snappers prefer "white meat" apparently.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/turtle-gives-...27454.html

ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
06-15-2018, 08:48 PM #2
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hmmm
İmage

ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
06-15-2018, 10:04 PM #3
Meh Member
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Until they rip your face off it could be fun.
06-15-2018, 10:19 PM #4
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(06-15-2018, 08:48 PM)Team Uzi Wrote:  hmmm
İmage

I probably shouldn't laugh, but HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA½
06-15-2018, 10:48 PM #5
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İmage

I love turtle soup!

ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
06-16-2018, 10:30 AM #6
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I've never had that but horse pepperoni isn't bad at all.

Un Strigoi printre noi
06-16-2018, 10:48 AM #7
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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(06-16-2018, 10:30 AM)Strigoi Wrote:  I've never had that but horse pepperoni isn't bad at all.

I'll   make sure to put that on my favorite holiday gift boutique list!
Thanks Strigoi!

Btw, I'm quite fond of blood sausage (kinda taste like horse heart).
İmage

ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
06-17-2018, 12:46 AM #8
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This is an amazing process and looks delicious!



ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
06-17-2018, 06:16 AM #9
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Now
That's
Kewl.

ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
06-17-2018, 11:27 PM #10
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(06-16-2018, 10:48 AM)Team Uzi Wrote:  
(06-16-2018, 10:30 AM)Strigoi Wrote:  I've never had that but horse pepperoni isn't bad at all.

I'll   make sure to put that on my favorite holiday gift boutique list!
Thanks Strigoi!

Btw, I'm quite fond of blood sausage (kinda taste like horse heart).
İmage

I love blood sausage with lingonberries fatman.gif Too bad JR isn't fond of some of our specialties
06-17-2018, 11:50 PM #11
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I like blood sausage and turtle and organs and all that stuff.

But the real question is" Did they still eat the turtle after they found it had been eating human?

damned.gif

I would have.

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06-18-2018, 01:21 AM #12
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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(06-17-2018, 11:27 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(06-16-2018, 10:48 AM)Team Uzi Wrote:  
(06-16-2018, 10:30 AM)Strigoi Wrote:  I've never had that but horse pepperoni isn't bad at all.

I'll   make sure to put that on my favorite holiday gift boutique list!
Thanks Strigoi!

Btw, I'm quite fond of blood sausage (kinda taste like horse heart).
İmage

I love blood sausage with lingonberries fatman.gif Too bad JR isn't fond of some of our specialties

If I ever had the opportunity to visit Finland, I would take a week sampling the local fare.

ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
06-18-2018, 08:42 PM #13
Mars Member
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(06-17-2018, 11:27 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(06-16-2018, 10:48 AM)Team Uzi Wrote:  
(06-16-2018, 10:30 AM)Strigoi Wrote:  I've never had that but horse pepperoni isn't bad at all.

I'll   make sure to put that on my favorite holiday gift boutique list!
Thanks Strigoi!

Btw, I'm quite fond of blood sausage (kinda taste like horse heart).
İmage

I love blood sausage with lingonberries fatman.gif Too bad JR isn't fond of some of our specialties

I'll skip the blood sausage, but I'd try that lutefisk JR has said so many nice things about. chuckle.gif
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06-19-2018, 09:00 AM #14
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06-22-2018, 03:37 AM #15
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(06-15-2018, 08:48 PM)Team Uzi Wrote:  hmmm
İmage

Dayum!! Whoever said turtles are slow but sure needs to watch that bad boy who didn't get the message.

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