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Two kids in one trench coat try to buy beer and they were "investigating people with the Illuminati"
04-09-2018, 06:14 PM #1
Meh Member
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Quote:"Two kids disguised as a tall man in a trench coat attempted to get a customer at a convenience store to buy them beer."

"Marcus Ronaldi wrote he saw the boyish-looking fellow Thursday in the Loop Neighborhood Market"

"When he left the store, Ronaldi said was followed out by the man, who asked Ronaldi to buy him beer.

And why couldn't he buy it himself? Because he had left his ID at the "detective agency" where he worked, the man explained."

"He told me that he was investigating people claiming to be with the Illuminati"

Read more: sfgate.com

rofl2.gif In case you don't read the article, the kids didn't score that six-pack.
04-09-2018, 06:19 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Fkn priceless! rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif
04-09-2018, 07:14 PM #3
RLK Incognito
lmao.gif Wiping the tears from my eyes. Thanks for that one Meh, KB written all over it.

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04-09-2018, 08:35 PM #4
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Oh yes ,
gawd I wished I had internet as a kid ,, I'd of known it took two kids
to properly investigate the ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Illuminati

alas ,,, all we had were Legos and A&W Root Beer , feel so slighted for that .

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04-09-2018, 08:37 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao2.gif You can't write comedy that good. rofl.gif


04-12-2018, 02:10 PM #6
Mars Member
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lmao.gif How did I miss this thread OMFG
04-12-2018, 07:09 PM #7
RLK Incognito
lol.gif They didn't really think this through did they. Unbelievable.
04-12-2018, 10:32 PM #8
Adde All in Moderation
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lmao2.gif That was great!
04-13-2018, 01:32 PM #9
Richie Incognito
chuckle.gif Oldest trick in the book, but I never thought anyone would ever actually try it. +1000 for the testicles on those kids.
04-13-2018, 02:16 PM #10
Strigoi Diavolul
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Un Strigoi printre noi


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