Quote:"Two kids disguised as a tall man in a trench coat attempted to get a customer at a convenience store to buy them beer."
"Marcus Ronaldi wrote he saw the boyish-looking fellow Thursday in the Loop Neighborhood Market"
"When he left the store, Ronaldi said was followed out by the man, who asked Ronaldi to buy him beer.
And why couldn't he buy it himself? Because he had left his ID at the "detective agency" where he worked, the man explained."
"He told me that he was investigating people claiming to be with the Illuminati"
Read more: sfgate.com
In case you don't read the article, the kids didn't score that six-pack.