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U.S. States Most And Least Likely To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse
Where's Carl? Show this Post
03-29-2014, 01:33 AM #1
Where's Carl? Incognito Anonymous

Given the growing frequency with which zombies appear in movies, TV shows, and your worst nightmares, it’s inevitable the zombie apocalypse will soon be upon us. When it comes to surviving this inevitable showdown with the undead, location is everything. Do you live in a state populated with zealous zombie fighters capable of beating back hordes of brain-hungry walking dead? Estately answered this question with its Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness Rankings, which were determined using the 11 metrics below that measure fighting ability, knowledge of zombies, physical fitness, and access to weapons…

1. Active Military Personnel: States with more soldiers per capita means states with more people who are physically fit, trained to fight, and have access to weapons (source).
2. Military Veterans: Percentage of veterans per capita is a solid way of measuring fighting experience (source).
3. Physically Active: States with residents who rarely get out of their Laz-E-Boy will not escape the zombie menace (source).
4. Martial Arts Enthusiasts: Hand-to-hand combat is an important skill when the ammo runs out (source—percentage of Facebook users who listed “martial arts” as an interest).
5. People with Survival Skills: In the long run, knowing how to survive without modern conveniences in a collapsed society will be critical (source—percentage of Facebook users who listed “survival skills” as an interest).
6. People with Knowledge of Zombies: To know your enemy you must know their ways (source—percentage of Facebook users who listed “zombies, Resident Evil, Zombieland, and The Walking Dead” as interests).
7. Laser Tag Enthusiasts: Yes, laser tag. Few things prepare you for a zombie attack in enclosed space (source—percentage of Facebook users who listed “laser tag” as an interest).
8. People with Guns: Shooting a zombie in the head is really the best way to defeat a zombie, and to do that you need a gun (source).
9. Obesity: The obesity epidemic will yield to the zombie epidemic because the obese will struggle with running away from zombies. It’s really very simple (source).
10. Paintball Enthusiasts: Those who can slink around the woods unnoticed while splattering their enemies with paint will find success shooting zombies in nature (source—percentage of Facebook users who listed “paintball” as an interest).
11. Triathletes: When everything breaks down, running, swimming, and bicycling will be ideal ways to escape zombies (source—percentage of Facebook users who listed ”Ironman triathlon” as an interest).

Below is a complete ranking of the 50 states based on zombie apocalypse preparedness. Those at the top are the most likely to survive and those at the bottom are the least likely to. Scores are per capita rankings for each category.

source: http://blog.estately.com/2014/03/u-s-sta...pocalypse/

uhoh.gif Will you survive?
03-29-2014, 01:45 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Based on Fecesbook interests chuckle.gif

Where's Carl lmao.gif
03-29-2014, 01:45 AM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Facebook as a source? lmao.gif Yeah the ”Ironman triathlon” has always been my hobby. 15.gif wtf2.gif


Not Gumby Show this Post
03-29-2014, 02:06 AM #4
Not Gumby Incognito Anonymous
These numbers are wrong for sure. I live in Georgia and I do not know a single person that doesn't own at least one gun.

Its very common to hear gun shots because my neighbors are sitting on the back porch shooting at beer cans.
03-29-2014, 02:23 AM #5
blind prophet Member
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I'm in a city so I'm a zombie snack, but maybe I'll go out early and have a buffet of brains from my fellow citizens.


I turned myself to consider wisdom and madness and folly
The wise man’s eyes are in his head,
But the fool walks in darkness.
Yet I myself perceived
That the same event happens to them all.
03-29-2014, 06:08 AM #6
Ruby Wolf Member
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Around here in taxachusetts walk through any friggin mall on a friday or saturday night and you'll quickly notice how disillusioned mobs of lazy,over weight,drug crazed,half asleep,lost in a greed driven trance zombies have already infiltrated amongst us and their hell spawned rug rats are getting older and are about to take over and warnings of impending woe to future generations who will be helplessly and hopelessly ruled and misled by them,as they warp and twist and cripple this country,transforming it into an irresistible lure for real outside intervention to be taken with savage force of brutal military invasion by a country whos people have not been turned into defeminized and demasculinized freaks and mutants...

03-29-2014, 10:57 AM #7
NODOOM Truthtard
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So your a fan of Zombie movies. But that's all they are is movies.


Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


03-29-2014, 01:11 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Zombies sell. The Catholic church used to promote the same thing to pack the churches.
Zombies, demons, same difference. Just an update.


03-29-2014, 02:35 PM #9
ezrin Incognito Anonymous
(03-29-2014, 01:11 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif Zombies sell. The Catholic church used to promote the same thing to pack the churches.
Zombies, demons, same difference. Just an update.

interestingly i ran into a self-proclaimed 'Roman-Catholic' (their emphasis on 'Roman' hmm.gif) yesterday while walking my dogs.
when i tried to discuss my blog-post post on Elijah:John the Baptist, i got a blank-stare. blink.gif
Then i mentioned "magick"... they literally ran-away. 37.gif

03-29-2014, 02:46 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Paintball? Really?

I have to say their results are ridiculous. With all the guns/hunters/trigger happy rednecks in the southeast? These guys are used to actually killing shit not just splattering it with paint.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
03-29-2014, 02:54 PM #11
Ruby Wolf Member
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