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UK judge proposes programme to file down the points of kitchen knives as a solution to the country’s crime epidemic
05-28-2018, 02:10 PM #1
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Quote:Last week in his valedictory address, retiring Luton Crown Court Judge Nic Madge spoke of his concern that carrying a knife had become routine in some circles and called on the Government to ban the sale of large pointed kitchen knives.

"Accordingly, it is very easy for any youth who wants to obtain a knife to take it from the kitchen drawer in his home or in the home of one of his friends.”

As a result - said the judge - the most common knife a youth will take out is eight to ten inches, long and pointed, from his mother's cutlery tray.

He asked: “But why we do need eight-inch or ten-inch kitchen knives with points?

We will need those as people need to chop vegetables and cut meat, a lot of good a handgun ban did in this country.
05-28-2018, 02:12 PM #2
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blink.gif They should redesign all UK kitchens with locking knife cabinets.
05-28-2018, 06:05 PM #3
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lol.gif As long as they never talk about the real problem.
05-28-2018, 07:54 PM #4
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Also better pass a law limiting all non-foot traffic to rikshaws. And all blunt tools must now be made of foam. Also, all items such as rope, string, twine, cable, chains, etc are hereby outlawed. Hell, ANYTHING that could possible be used to kill, or even injure, others is hereby outlawed for eternity!

I knew it was only a matter of time before this happened. Wait until they decide to allow the taxpayers to pay for the installation of barriers along all walkways to protect pedestrians from being run down.

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05-28-2018, 09:09 PM #5
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(in Teresa May's voice)
"The people of England don't have the need to carry knives, they can protect themselves with MAGIC".
İmage

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05-28-2018, 09:14 PM #6
RiskyRob Master Blaster
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You owe it to the children to end knife violence.
05-28-2018, 09:25 PM #7
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(05-28-2018, 09:14 PM)RiskyRob Wrote:  You owe it to the children to end knife violence.

Only people on EL Opee would say something so...
İmage

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05-28-2018, 09:43 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Sporks are the only solution.

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05-28-2018, 09:59 PM #9
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(05-28-2018, 09:43 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif Sporks are the only solution.

How about a Spatula?
İmage

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05-28-2018, 10:03 PM #10
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(05-28-2018, 09:59 PM)Team Uzi Wrote:  
(05-28-2018, 09:43 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif Sporks are the only solution.

How about a Spatula?
İmage

Someone looks like she's hoping for a little spanking.

coffeetime.gif

I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
05-28-2018, 10:06 PM #11
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(05-28-2018, 06:05 PM)Meh Wrote:  lol.gif As long as they never talk about the real problem.

Right?
İmage

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05-28-2018, 10:15 PM #12
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(05-28-2018, 10:03 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(05-28-2018, 09:59 PM)Team Uzi Wrote:  
(05-28-2018, 09:43 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif Sporks are the only solution.

How about a Spatula?
İmage

Someone looks like she's hoping for a little spanking.

coffeetime.gif

İmage

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05-28-2018, 10:17 PM #13
RiskyRob Master Blaster
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(05-28-2018, 09:25 PM)Team Uzi Wrote:  Only people on EL Opee would say something so...
İmage
05-28-2018, 10:18 PM #14
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(05-28-2018, 10:15 PM)Team Uzi Wrote:  
(05-28-2018, 10:03 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(05-28-2018, 09:59 PM)Team Uzi Wrote:  
(05-28-2018, 09:43 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif Sporks are the only solution.

How about a Spatula?
İmage

Someone looks like she's hoping for a little spanking.

coffeetime.gif

İmage

rofl.gif

7 of Mine... I nearly fainted when I saw her nudes.

I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
05-28-2018, 10:23 PM #15
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(05-28-2018, 10:17 PM)RiskyRob Wrote:  
(05-28-2018, 09:25 PM)Team Uzi Wrote:  Only people on EL Opee would say something so...
İmage

Hogg.
What a pillow biting little freak.
He's probably a member over there.

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