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URGENT UPDATE From Ascended Master David Wilcock
11-26-2015, 02:22 AM #46
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(11-26-2015, 01:54 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  
(11-25-2015, 10:30 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  You guys are stupid.
David has a VETTED prediction accuracy rating of 92.3%. And if you include all the various timelines we know of its over 105%!

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
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11-26-2015, 02:28 AM #47
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(11-26-2015, 02:13 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Hehhehhehh, I can't stop laughing.

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Dear Ascended Master,

listen here, to what an uneducated schmuck off the bloody street,
thoroughly unascended and otherwise full of crap, has figured out
all by his jolly self, since it - yet again - is neither rocket science nor
brain surgery:

- Spiritual teaching does not exist. Learning only.

The only thing a guru, bodhisatva or bloody Jesus can do, is to place
himself between the light and his adepts.

[Image: a85c2c0a9ddb3e14885269c517a77756.jpg]

This was considered as self-evident and obvious by the ancestors
and their natural shamans. Then the Swedish King and his Christian
Ascended Masters came.

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Yeah but we are talking about MODERN Ascended Masters. Who are much more evolved than the masters of old. The masters of antiquity's main goal was the acquisition of sacred knowledge. Modern masters are tasked with SPREADING THE KNOWLEDGE. Which is exactly what Ascended Master David Wilcock is doing.

Oh... and by the way.... He proved his ability by literally hovering and FLYING at one of his conferences.
11-26-2015, 02:32 AM #48
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,167 Threads:770 Joined:Feb 2011
(11-26-2015, 02:13 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Hehhehhehh, I can't stop laughing.

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Dear Ascended Master,

listen here, to what an uneducated schmuck off the bloody street,
thoroughly unascended and otherwise full of crap, has figured out
all by his jolly self, since it - yet again - is neither rocket science nor
brain surgery:

- Spiritual teaching does not exist. Learning only.

The only thing a guru, bodhisatva or bloody Jesus can do, is to place
himself between the light and his adepts.

[Image: a85c2c0a9ddb3e14885269c517a77756.jpg]

This was considered as self-evident and obvious by the ancestors
and their natural shamans. Then the Swedish King and his Christian
Ascended Masters came.

chuckle.gif

I was thinking earlier about memories. If you think back through your life the majority of memories, especially from your childhood, will be bad memories.

Why is that? Wouldn't it make more sense for us to remember the good times and block out the pain? Wouldn't the world be a much better place if we focused on the good?

Yes, it would. But that is exactly why we don't.

I believe that we are here, and are reincarnated over and over, to grow spiritually. In higher dimensions we live in a spiritual real without pain and anguish. Without pain and anguish, trials and tribulations we can not grow.

We come here to grow. How could a person teach you how to grow. All they could do is give you advise. Anyone who has ever raised children can tell you that you can lead, teach and guide but in the end they have to, and will, make their own choices.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
11-26-2015, 02:33 AM #49
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(11-26-2015, 02:28 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(11-26-2015, 02:13 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Hehhehhehh, I can't stop laughing.

rofl.gif

Dear Ascended Master,

listen here, to what an uneducated schmuck off the bloody street,
thoroughly unascended and otherwise full of crap, has figured out
all by his jolly self, since it - yet again - is neither rocket science nor
brain surgery:

- Spiritual teaching does not exist. Learning only.

The only thing a guru, bodhisatva or bloody Jesus can do, is to place
himself between the light and his adepts.

[Image: a85c2c0a9ddb3e14885269c517a77756.jpg]

This was considered as self-evident and obvious by the ancestors
and their natural shamans. Then the Swedish King and his Christian
Ascended Masters came.

chuckle.gif

Yeah but we are talking about MODERN Ascended Masters. Who are much more evolved than the masters of old. The masters of antiquity's main goal was the acquisition of sacred knowledge. Modern masters are tasked with SPREADING THE KNOWLEDGE. Which is exactly what Ascended Master David Wilcock is doing.

Oh... and by the way.... He proved his ability by literally hovering and FLYING at one of his conferences.

Only in your mass hypnosis dreams.
11-26-2015, 02:36 AM #50
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,167 Threads:770 Joined:Feb 2011
(11-26-2015, 02:28 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Modern masters are tasked with SPREADING THE KNOWLEDGE. Which is exactly what Ascended Master David Wilcock is doing.

Oh... and by the way.... He proved his ability by literally hovering and FLYING at one of his conferences.

No. What he is doing is trying to get rich off of the gullibility of people.

And I want to see it in person or it is a lie.

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
11-26-2015, 02:37 AM #51
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,641 Threads:80 Joined:Feb 2011
(11-26-2015, 02:32 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(11-26-2015, 02:13 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Hehhehhehh, I can't stop laughing.

rofl.gif

Dear Ascended Master,

listen here, to what an uneducated schmuck off the bloody street,
thoroughly unascended and otherwise full of crap, has figured out
all by his jolly self, since it - yet again - is neither rocket science nor
brain surgery:

- Spiritual teaching does not exist. Learning only.

The only thing a guru, bodhisatva or bloody Jesus can do, is to place
himself between the light and his adepts.

[Image: a85c2c0a9ddb3e14885269c517a77756.jpg]

This was considered as self-evident and obvious by the ancestors
and their natural shamans. Then the Swedish King and his Christian
Ascended Masters came.

chuckle.gif

I was thinking earlier about memories. If you think back through your life the majority of memories, especially from your childhood, will be bad memories.

Why is that? Wouldn't it make more sense for us to remember the good times and block out the pain? Wouldn't the world be a much better place if we focused on the good?

Yes, it would. But that is exactly why we don't.

I believe that we are here, and are reincarnated over and over, to grow spiritually. In higher dimensions we live in a spiritual real without pain and anguish. Without pain and anguish, trials and tribulations we can not grow.

We come here to grow. How could a person teach you how to grow. All they could do is give you advise. Anyone who has ever raised children can tell you that you can lead, teach and guide but in the end they have to, and will, make their own choices.

D'accord. cheers.gif

At least half of the best gifts from the universe hurt as fuck.

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11-26-2015, 02:38 AM #52
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,167 Threads:770 Joined:Feb 2011
(11-26-2015, 02:37 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  
(11-26-2015, 02:32 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(11-26-2015, 02:13 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Hehhehhehh, I can't stop laughing.

rofl.gif

Dear Ascended Master,

listen here, to what an uneducated schmuck off the bloody street,
thoroughly unascended and otherwise full of crap, has figured out
all by his jolly self, since it - yet again - is neither rocket science nor
brain surgery:

- Spiritual teaching does not exist. Learning only.

The only thing a guru, bodhisatva or bloody Jesus can do, is to place
himself between the light and his adepts.

[Image: a85c2c0a9ddb3e14885269c517a77756.jpg]

This was considered as self-evident and obvious by the ancestors
and their natural shamans. Then the Swedish King and his Christian
Ascended Masters came.

chuckle.gif

I was thinking earlier about memories. If you think back through your life the majority of memories, especially from your childhood, will be bad memories.

Why is that? Wouldn't it make more sense for us to remember the good times and block out the pain? Wouldn't the world be a much better place if we focused on the good?

Yes, it would. But that is exactly why we don't.

I believe that we are here, and are reincarnated over and over, to grow spiritually. In higher dimensions we live in a spiritual real without pain and anguish. Without pain and anguish, trials and tribulations we can not grow.

We come here to grow. How could a person teach you how to grow. All they could do is give you advise. Anyone who has ever raised children can tell you that you can lead, teach and guide but in the end they have to, and will, make their own choices.

D'accord. cheers.gif

At least half of the best gifts from the universe hurt as ğkk .

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Aye.

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
11-26-2015, 02:39 AM #53
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,641 Threads:80 Joined:Feb 2011
(11-26-2015, 02:28 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Yeah but we are talking about MODERN Ascended Masters. Who are much more evolved than the masters of old. The masters of antiquity's main goal was the acquisition of sacred knowledge. Modern masters are tasked with SPREADING THE KNOWLEDGE. Which is exactly what Ascended Master David Wilcock is doing.

Oh... and by the way.... He proved his ability by literally hovering and FLYING at one of his conferences.

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This is parody?

Bloody excellent lmao.gif rofl.gif

Peace and prosperity to you, AK!
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11-26-2015, 02:45 AM #54
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(11-26-2015, 02:39 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  
(11-26-2015, 02:28 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Yeah but we are talking about MODERN Ascended Masters. Who are much more evolved than the masters of old. The masters of antiquity's main goal was the acquisition of sacred knowledge. Modern masters are tasked with SPREADING THE KNOWLEDGE. Which is exactly what Ascended Master David Wilcock is doing.

Oh... and by the way.... He proved his ability by literally hovering and FLYING at one of his conferences.

chuckle.gif

This is parody?

Bloody excellent lmao.gif rofl.gif

Peace and prosperity to you, AK!

This isn't parody and this is no joke. David is a peaceful soul but we are at the precipice as a species, so even David said he is taking the gloves off. Don't provoke him, he has bigger fish to fry. But there is talk among his followers that he actually did this to a cabal member that was harassing and threatening his life. Please be careful. I might just email David a link to this thread.

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11-26-2015, 02:49 AM #55
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11-26-2015, 02:50 AM #56
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11-26-2015, 02:52 AM #57
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,167 Threads:770 Joined:Feb 2011
(11-26-2015, 02:45 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(11-26-2015, 02:39 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  
(11-26-2015, 02:28 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Yeah but we are talking about MODERN Ascended Masters. Who are much more evolved than the masters of old. The masters of antiquity's main goal was the acquisition of sacred knowledge. Modern masters are tasked with SPREADING THE KNOWLEDGE. Which is exactly what Ascended Master David Wilcock is doing.

Oh... and by the way.... He proved his ability by literally hovering and FLYING at one of his conferences.

chuckle.gif

This is parody?

Bloody excellent lmao.gif rofl.gif

Peace and prosperity to you, AK!

This isn't parody and this is no joke. David is a peaceful soul but we are at the precipice as a species, so even David said he is taking the gloves off. Don't provoke him, he has bigger fish to fry. But there is talk among his followers that he actually did this to a cabal member that was harassing and threatening his life. Please be careful. I might just email David a link to this thread.

Give me his email address, I will send him an invite.

And if he is so ascended, why is he blowing up heads and why would he give two shits about us?

You are imaginative and this was almost fun, but you still fail.

We are ascended forum masters and we never feed trolls. We just toy with them until they starve to death and vanish.

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
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11-26-2015, 02:58 AM #58
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(11-26-2015, 02:52 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(11-26-2015, 02:45 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(11-26-2015, 02:39 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  
(11-26-2015, 02:28 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Yeah but we are talking about MODERN Ascended Masters. Who are much more evolved than the masters of old. The masters of antiquity's main goal was the acquisition of sacred knowledge. Modern masters are tasked with SPREADING THE KNOWLEDGE. Which is exactly what Ascended Master David Wilcock is doing.

Oh... and by the way.... He proved his ability by literally hovering and FLYING at one of his conferences.

chuckle.gif

This is parody?

Bloody excellent lmao.gif rofl.gif

Peace and prosperity to you, AK!

This isn't parody and this is no joke. David is a peaceful soul but we are at the precipice as a species, so even David said he is taking the gloves off. Don't provoke him, he has bigger fish to fry. But there is talk among his followers that he actually did this to a cabal member that was harassing and threatening his life. Please be careful. I might just email David a link to this thread.

Give me his email address, I will send him an invite.

And if he is so ascended, why is he blowing up heads and why would he give two shits about us?

You are imaginative and this was almost fun, but you still fail.

We are ascended forum masters and we never feed trolls. We just toy with them until they starve to death and vanish.

coffeetime.gif

First off, David would NEVER harm an innocent human. This individual was pure evil, David did the world a favor.

Secondly I wouldn't advise emailing David and taunting him. Would have been fine before but not now. Wrong time buddy. David is busy literally saving the world.

And just keep in mind you are opening yourself to forces beyond anything you can even comprehend. Getting yourself in way over your head. It's not advised.
11-26-2015, 02:58 AM #59
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,641 Threads:80 Joined:Feb 2011
(11-26-2015, 02:45 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(11-26-2015, 02:39 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  
(11-26-2015, 02:28 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Yeah but we are talking about MODERN Ascended Masters. Who are much more evolved than the masters of old. The masters of antiquity's main goal was the acquisition of sacred knowledge. Modern masters are tasked with SPREADING THE KNOWLEDGE. Which is exactly what Ascended Master David Wilcock is doing.

Oh... and by the way.... He proved his ability by literally hovering and FLYING at one of his conferences.

chuckle.gif

This is parody?

Bloody excellent lmao.gif rofl.gif

Peace and prosperity to you, AK!

This isn't parody and this is no joke. David is a peaceful soul but we are at the precipice as a species, so even David said he is taking the gloves off. Don't provoke him, he has bigger fish to fry. But there is talk among his followers that he actually did this to a cabal member that was harassing and threatening his life. Please be careful. I might just email David a link to this thread.


If this is not parody nor jest:

Y'know, every syllable you typed, screams in your face
that you are lost for now. You do not even possess the
mental honesty to read what I wrote.

Happens to everyone (the temporary lost part), just deal with it.

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In the words of the great Jim Morrison:

"The future's uncertain
but the end is always near."

There is no bigger fish to fry.
I am it.
We are. You are. Being is.

By all means send him the link to this thread.
11-26-2015, 03:02 AM #60
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,167 Threads:770 Joined:Feb 2011
(11-26-2015, 02:58 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  First off, David would NEVER harm an innocent human. This individual was pure evil, David did the world a favor.

Secondly I wouldn't advise emailing David and taunting him. Would have been fine before but not now. Wrong time buddy. David is busy literally saving the world.

And just keep in mind you are opening yourself to forces beyond anything you can even comprehend. Getting yourself in way over your head. It's not advised.

There he goes. Around and around...

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice



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