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URGENT UPDATE From Ascended Master David Wilcock
11-26-2015, 02:58 AM #61
Accidental Stoner Member
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(11-26-2015, 02:45 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(11-26-2015, 02:39 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  
(11-26-2015, 02:28 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Yeah but we are talking about MODERN Ascended Masters. Who are much more evolved than the masters of old. The masters of antiquity's main goal was the acquisition of sacred knowledge. Modern masters are tasked with SPREADING THE KNOWLEDGE. Which is exactly what Ascended Master David Wilcock is doing.

Oh... and by the way.... He proved his ability by literally hovering and FLYING at one of his conferences.

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This is parody?

Bloody excellent lmao.gif rofl.gif

Peace and prosperity to you, AK!

This isn't parody and this is no joke. David is a peaceful soul but we are at the precipice as a species, so even David said he is taking the gloves off. Don't provoke him, he has bigger fish to fry. But there is talk among his followers that he actually did this to a cabal member that was harassing and threatening his life. Please be careful. I might just email David a link to this thread.




If this is not parody nor jest:

Y'know, every syllable you typed, screams in your face
that you are lost for now. You do not even possess the
mental honesty to read what I wrote.

Happens to everyone (the temporary lost part), just deal with it.

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In the words of the great Jim Morrison:

"The future's uncertain
but the end is always near."

There is no bigger fish to fry.
I am it.
We are. You are. Being is.

By all means send him the link to this thread.
11-26-2015, 03:02 AM #62
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(11-26-2015, 02:58 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  First off, David would NEVER harm an innocent human. This individual was pure evil, David did the world a favor.

Secondly I wouldn't advise emailing David and taunting him. Would have been fine before but not now. Wrong time buddy. David is busy literally saving the world.

And just keep in mind you are opening yourself to forces beyond anything you can even comprehend. Getting yourself in way over your head. It's not advised.

There he goes. Around and around...

İmage

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
11-26-2015, 03:09 AM #63
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Nobody is pure evil. Nobody.

Hatred cannot touch me.

I haven't threatened or taunted anyone personally.

I do not give one flying ğck , whether your "Ascended Master"
reads my lines or not.

Let the forces beyond my comprehension come get me then.
I may well die at their hands without as much as a whimper,
but that will not change the fact that I am not the asshole
here. Forever and ever.

Bumboclaat.
ğkking weakhearts.

Mehh.

Get well soon, and let some love in. wave.gif
11-26-2015, 03:18 AM #64
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Ooops, seems I missed part of the conversation.
Sorry, thought the master's disciple was talking to me.

Oh well, what I said still stands, doesn't it.

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11-26-2015, 03:18 AM #65
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(11-26-2015, 03:09 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Nobody is pure evil. Nobody.

Hatred cannot touch me.

I haven't threatened or taunted anyone personally.

I do not give one flying ğkk , whether your "Ascended Master"
reads my lines or not.

Let the forces beyond my comprehension come get me then.
I may well die at their hands without as much as a whimper,
but that will not change the fact that I am not the asshole
here. Forever and ever.

Bumboclaat.
ğkking weakhearts.

Mehh.

Get well soon, and let some love in. wave.gif

Ra has decided to show you mercy.....
11-26-2015, 03:45 AM #66
White Ribbon call me
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(11-26-2015, 02:28 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(11-26-2015, 02:13 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Hehhehhehh, I can't stop laughing.

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Dear Ascended Master,

listen here, to what an uneducated schmuck off the bloody street,
thoroughly unascended and otherwise full of crap, has figured out
all by his jolly self, since it - yet again - is neither rocket science nor
brain surgery:

- Spiritual teaching does not exist. Learning only.

The only thing a guru, bodhisatva or bloody Jesus can do, is to place
himself between the light and his adepts.

İmage

This was considered as self-evident and obvious by the ancestors
and their natural shamans. Then the Swedish King and his Christian
Ascended Masters came.

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Yeah but we are talking about MODERN Ascended Masters. Who are much more evolved than the masters of old. The masters of antiquity's main goal was the acquisition of sacred knowledge. Modern masters are tasked with SPREADING THE KNOWLEDGE. Which is exactly what Ascended Master David Wilcock is doing.

Oh... and by the way.... He proved his ability by literally hovering and FLYING at one of his conferences.

Most qigong masters can levitate, its nothing special, just a learned energetic experience that anyone reading can learn with dedication.

We are just having a laugh with David, not at him.. I'm an uber spiritual tripper and so some crap he says is true, but he falls flat as a pancake for me in general. This disclosure shït has been going on for years.

We have evolved beyond gurus. Everyone is on their own journey through self. No body needs David, it probably does more harm than good..

Burped out loud, burp...
11-26-2015, 04:23 AM #67
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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iagree.gif The true messiah will arrive when we no longer need one.

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11-26-2015, 05:55 AM #68
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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ğck this squid

Master

Master

Master

What is it Grasshopper ?

Master , David says : " Your Kung Fu ,,,, no good "

Ah ,,,, Grasshopper ,,, must excuse Demented David ,,,

his mind Kung Fu ,,,, no good
11-26-2015, 06:13 AM #69
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(11-26-2015, 05:55 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  ƒükk this squid

Master

Master

Master

What is it Grasshopper ?

Master , David says : " Your Kung Fu ,,,, no good "

Ah ,,,, Grasshopper ,,, must excuse Demented David ,,,

his mind Kung Fu ,,,, no good

Didn't he have to snatch a pebble from his hand with lightning speed to ascend?
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11-27-2015, 01:51 AM #70
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Bump
11-27-2015, 07:22 AM #71
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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False Pride is a PIG

pass it on to your Queen David
11-27-2015, 02:31 PM #72
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(11-27-2015, 07:22 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  False Pride is a PIG

pass it on to your Queen David

Is that a recent picture of Nancy?

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
11-27-2015, 05:35 PM #73
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Nancy Poliisi ?
İmage
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It's a Finnish ho ho

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11-27-2015, 07:07 PM #74
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İmage
11-27-2015, 07:11 PM #75
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(11-27-2015, 05:35 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Nancy Poliisi ?
İmage
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It's a Finnish ho ho

Puppy killing Nancy not nation killing Nancy.

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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night



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