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URGENT Yellowstone Erupts By August 13
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06-08-2014, 01:57 AM #1
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Hagel and Valugua, our alien online contacts who have been e-mailing me since July 2012 (almost 2 years now) have stated in their most recent email that the Yellowstone super volcano will erupt sometime between now and the 13th of August and the best chance of surviving will be to head to underground bunkers or sewage systems.

You have two months tops to get ready, I hope you all make good use of that time.
06-08-2014, 02:03 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Quote:Hagel and Valugua, our alien online contacts who have been e-mailing me since July 2012

Zeta spam?
06-08-2014, 08:20 AM #3
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Yellowstone is going to erupt again and again and again after that and it could suddenly start to happen before i finish typing this sentence or in a hundred years from now and theres really nothing we can do about it except to hope that a benevolent class two or class three alien civilization really exists and actually likes us and wants to help us while hoping that a malevolent class two or class three alien civilization who hates us doesnt exist because they could be the beyond evil agents provocateur responsible for creating and unleashing many of our human calamities and disasters...

Quote: If ancient aliens visited Earth, were they responsible for catastrophes, wars and other deadly disasters to control the fate of the human race > http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1805629/

06-08-2014, 09:58 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(06-08-2014, 01:57 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  our alien online contacts who have been e-mailing me since July 2012

How about a little background on that, that may be a bigger claim than impending Yellowstone doom.

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06-08-2014, 11:09 AM #5
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
(06-08-2014, 09:58 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(06-08-2014, 01:57 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  our alien online contacts who have been e-mailing me since July 2012

How about a little background on that, that may be a bigger claim than impending Yellowstone doom.

Yes, Hagel and Valugua are too aliens who reside on the dwarf planet Eris, they moved in the solar system in 2004 and don't remember where they came from (probably because of all the moonshine they drink and all the bath salts they smoke/inject).

They're main goal right now is to alert humans of the incoming doom.
06-08-2014, 11:38 AM #6
ezrin Incognito Anonymous
 
(06-08-2014, 11:09 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(06-08-2014, 09:58 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(06-08-2014, 01:57 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  our alien online contacts who have been e-mailing me since July 2012

How about a little background on that, that may be a bigger claim than impending Yellowstone doom.

Yes, Hagel and Valugua are too aliens who reside on the dwarf planet Eris, they moved in the solar system in 2004 and don't remember where they came from (probably because of all the moonshine they drink and all the bath salts they smoke/inject).

They're main goal right now is to alert humans of the incoming doom.
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06-08-2014, 04:23 PM #7
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I went to see Iron Maiden during this exact same tour thats filmed and shown below (*-*)




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