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USA & Canada are the best place to be for Zombie Doom
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09-07-2015, 06:42 PM #1
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If you're of normal weight, then you could easily outrun 75% of those GMO eating high fructose corn syrup zombies. lmao.gif
Stay away from Europe, Asia & China.
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09-07-2015, 06:51 PM #2
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09-07-2015, 07:14 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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I think any place with a small population would be a good place. The further north the better. When the temps fall below freezing you can just walk around and crush them with a shovel.

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09-07-2015, 07:32 PM #4
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(09-07-2015, 06:42 PM)Im Rick Grimes biotch Wrote:  If you're of normal weight, then you could easily outrun 75% of those GMO eating high fructose corn syrup zombies. lmao.gif
Stay away from Europe, Asia & China.

Ah yes, but the sweat you excrete from eating curries every day expels zombies as well, so I fear not said zombies.
09-07-2015, 08:14 PM #5
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chuckle.gif It's garlic with me, it keeps everyone away live or dead.

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09-08-2015, 12:48 AM #6
White Ribbon call me
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the last place you would want to be is the OO SS AA..

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09-08-2015, 02:50 AM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
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You're better off here than anywhere else.

We still have lots of zombie killing guns.


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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
09-08-2015, 02:55 AM #8
White Ribbon call me
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zombies are bullet proof..

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09-08-2015, 07:55 AM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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(09-08-2015, 02:50 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  You're better off here than anywhere else.

We still have lots of zombie killing guns.


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Plenty of guns here too, but at subzero temps they'd freeze solid. Better save those bullets for summertime when they thaw.
09-08-2015, 09:19 AM #10
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(09-08-2015, 07:55 AM)Octo Wrote:  
(09-08-2015, 02:50 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  You're better off here than anywhere else.

We still have lots of zombie killing guns.


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Plenty of guns here too, but at subzero temps they'd freeze solid. Better save those bullets for summertime when they thaw.
. Unless the mighty Finland soldier returns with His trusty sub zero Mosin Nagant rifle. He put fear in the Russian soldiers moral and took out piles of comi rusky meat bags.
Stalin was outraged that just one man took out many of his best red army soldiers. With there own winter rifle M.N.
09-08-2015, 01:52 PM #11
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Simo Häyhä is a legend around these parts.

He preferred iron sights over telescopic sights as to present a smaller target for the enemy (a sniper must raise his head higher when using a telescopic sight), to increase accuracy (a telescopic sight's glass can fog up easily in cold weather), and to aid in concealment (sunlight glare in telescopic sight lenses can reveal a sniper's position).

As well as these tactics, he frequently packed dense mounds of snow in front of his position to conceal himself, provide padding for his rifle and reduce the characteristic puff of snow stirred up by the muzzle blast.

He was also known to keep snow in his mouth whilst sniping, to prevent steamy breaths giving away his position in the cold air.

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