He does things ,,,
Human Things ,,
don't snitch on him tho'
he does those things when their asleep .
He never misses the Late show .
It's a Damn Sunny Day here in the Damn Land of Damn Chem Trails
and Damn Wackadoodle Muck Rakers .
I see the Damn Leaves are back on the Damn Trees
and the Damn Spiders are back to spinning Damn Webs .
Washed my Damn Hair for the First Damn Time this Damn Year ,,
Bought my Damn Self some Brand New Damn Socks ,,,
cut my Damn Hair
and Trimmed my Damn Barf Bush Beard down to a Damn Nub .
it's a Gawd Damn Good Day ,,,,,,,,,,, dammit
That's the only way my feet know it's Christmas time.
when you steal 'em like that ,, Santa Leaves his Piss Cup under your Pillow .
That's why he does it .
Damn Hot to damn day it is .
Though the damn insane item of the damn day , probably has to do
with a few of the Damned drug addicts that I passed on the way
to my Damn Coffee and free damn WIFI ,,
we'll leave insane on the Damn Back Burner for later .
Uber Bear say's
Good Damned Morning to you on this here Damn Day of Humping .
now , if you haven't already began your damn day with a Good Damn Hump ,,,
get thy damn Bones to it folks .
Enjoy your Damn Hump .
That is Damn all .
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