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06-04-2017, 04:03 PM #46
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Good Damned Morning Uber Kritters

Uber Bear got a New Truck for $300

Uber Damn Happy about it too .

4 cylinder engine

5 speed stick shift

short bed

too damn cool

Runs like a Damn Champ too

all I had to damn do
was clean the damn Air Induction Valve with two squirts of Carb Cleaner .

waaaa laaa !
Fixed it

Damn Right ?

yeah ya damn bet'cha yay.gif yay.gif

I be one Damn Happy Uber Bear this damn day cheers.gif
06-04-2017, 08:33 PM #47
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Sweet! What kind of truck is it?

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06-05-2017, 02:10 AM #48
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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It's the Kind the Worms get into a co-vertly install a Microphone in

I pissed em off , the put mics in my vehicles , I just bought a Big Ford Van , I caught
the Worm installing a Mic in it .

while it was in there , I'd say crazy crap to them ,,, like : Good Morning Mr. Microphone ,,
shall I say sh_t that pisses you off ?

sh_t like ,,, freaking faggots ,, I'm a misogynist , I hate C_nts ,,, are you a ƒäģģ0t Mr. Mic ,,,

well , if you want to know where I'm heading this Morning , I'm off to the Junk yard ,,,

oh look , down the street ! there you guys are ,, better get that engine started ,,,
Ya gotta hurry ,,, cause this Racist Bastard is leaving ..


True story man , they also have their harassment squad ,, all druggies ,, beating the shït out of my vehicles .

8 of them in a row ,,, this truck is number 9 .

Oh ! what kind of Truck ? you mean Make a Model ?

well , since they know I own it now ,,, I'll state it .

it's a White 1996 Ford Ranger short bed .

soon to have a Microphone of it's own ( which was probably done at the junk yard while I was Pulling parts )

cool that ,,, eh ?


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06-05-2017, 02:15 AM #49
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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btw
they read this forum , actually , I'm using open wifi at starbucks , easy enough for them to network in
to my Laptop here .

so in a Few Minutes ,, I expect a crew of Worms to get to work banging dents in the truck .

so I posted a Photo of it so they don't crunch some other guys truck in mistake .

I'm just that Cool ,,, protect others while I'm the Target .

I call their Team : " The Worms "
06-05-2017, 02:16 AM #50
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Their View as they Tail me around Town


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06-05-2017, 11:04 AM #51
Strigoi Member
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It's a very good looking truck for 300 dollars.

Un Strigoi printre noi
06-05-2017, 12:29 PM #52
Mars Member
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That's one hell of a good deal on that if it runs good.
06-05-2017, 03:27 PM #53
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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it runs way awesome , um , no brag , it's just that I get very good deals .
Auctions and such , but this was a private party I bought it from .

ok
To explain the Worms

Gang Stalking , JR & Octo already know about it .

Just so ya'all understand when I post what seems like crazy sh_t ,
We have Civilian Harassment squads in the U.S.A.

I just happen to be one of their Targets .

smiles kiddo's ,, Karma has an Hard kick .

watched a few of them Die in Accidents ,,
Watched , as in , right in front of me .

sick ?

oh well , as stated , they're Stalkers , if they meet up with accidents ,
I can't feel sorry for them .
06-05-2017, 08:32 PM #54
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Uber Bear Say's good damned Morning

Live from the Damn streets of Portland ,,,

I just got a FREE damn Camper Shell for my damn $300 Damn Pick up ,,, dammit .

ain't that the Damn Sh_t's ?

I so Damn Proud of my Damn Gleaning A$$ .
06-05-2017, 09:08 PM #55
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,606 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
That sure as hell is the goddamn shït goddammit! Good morning.

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06-05-2017, 09:38 PM #56
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,812 Threads:70 Joined:Feb 2011
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06-05-2017, 10:53 PM #57
Ninelives Member
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(06-05-2017, 08:32 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Uber Bear Say's good damned Morning

Live from the Damn streets of Portland ,,,

I just got a FREE damn Camper Shell for my damn $300 Damn Pick up ,,, dammit .

ain't that the Damn Sh_t's ?

I so Damn Proud of my Damn Gleaning A$$ .

Time to go fishing, the Black Bass are hitting good right now.

Look Up
06-06-2017, 12:31 AM #58
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Damn Fish Flee when my Damned Face gets within a damn Mile of the damn Water .

But ,,, I am taking off back to Damned Monterey Calif . in a couple Damn days ,,, dammit .

Taking the Damn Pacific Coast Hiway Down , take a Damn week of Damn Wandering around Dammit .
06-06-2017, 12:32 AM #59
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(06-05-2017, 09:08 PM)Octo Wrote:  That sure as hell is the goddamn shït goddammit! Good morning.

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Now you're Damn Talking ,,, dammit .

Good Damn Afternoon too ,, all to Damn hell .
06-06-2017, 03:43 AM #60
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,812 Threads:70 Joined:Feb 2011
Okeh, gotsta laff

lmao.gif rofl.gif

...and you call us the weird guys chuckle.gif

cheers.gif

damned glad you're having goddamn good days, dammit! puffpuffpass.gif

Perkele! cheers.gif


Gonna have to google black bass...only know of the ordinary standard Finnish bass:

İmage

but your American ones don't look quite like that, huh? 13.gif

Ours come in 2 different variants, lake and sea...not sure they are considered different spieces, even 13.gif

Mmmmmhhhh...they the bestest fish in the world when you smoke'em...

İmage

ohm nom nom drool.gif

You catch them (sea & lake both) like this:

İmage

oh gods...I'm so hungry..!



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