KJ will only let me have one when my chest is on fire....
My o2 stat has to be 89 or below, with a BP 140/100
I love her, she keeps 9 in check.
Damn Flea got in my Damned Knee ,, now I can't see to Pee ,,
so what's it gonna be ?
remove the Knee ?
or swat the Flea so I can see to Pee ?
any of ya Young enough for a Pee Boner ?
or all of us here,,, Decrepit old perverted damn hippies ?
Happy Pee Boner Day .
The Parade begins at 10:00 am on Main St. and Tenth Ave .
Bring your Best Pee Boner and Join the Fun .
every song I've sung this morning , has a bit of release ,, and every damn bit ,
has a solace to cover it's eyes against the outside world .
Gonna be keeping company with refugees of a Flea infestation for most of the Morning .
gonna pet em so damn much , they'll be a pound or two shy by the end .
and then ?
Damned question right there , I have no answer .
cause there's no Clocks in my world now ,,
cause ,,, freedom matters dammit .
go to ,, oh ,,, 5 miles away for firework displays .
Pacific Grove is like a Peaceful little Village on the Sea .
It's almost Story Book like .
Imagine , like , sleepwalking through a Day Dream .
Uber Bear says
got some bad news
Got some good news
Got some toys for Sale too .
so , where would ya like me to begin ?
Good ? Bad ? or Sale ?
The Special Toys of the Day are ::::
One Fiber Optic Cable missing it's Optics $ .50
One Motor Cycle that missed it's Cycle , ( Comes with Pregnancy Test Kit & assured Maternity Leave ) $ . 75
One Tug Boat , needs to be Tugged from the Field next door ( No Trailer ) $ 1
One unsigned Title to a Stolen Truck ( you'll have to steal your own Truck to use it on , we stripped this one ) $ .15
Two Big Fat Broads next Door ( Assholes ) $ .00 - ,,,, ( We'll pay you to Haul them away , prefer you dump them in the Swamp )
One Case of Herpes $.00 ( free with every Kiss )
OK , lots of other deals coming up over the next few days as we clean out Bohica's Garage ,
come on by and pick through our shit .
Thank you and Enjoy the Warts .
what a shame , right ?
Trinity Alps , Kaylem , old girl friend that's still young and a Hottie .
if I'm offline
means she's wearing out a Mattress with my Bones .
see ya next Season , after Hump season is over
HUMP !!!! ahhhhhhhh ,,,
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