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06-28-2017, 08:26 PM #91
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(06-26-2017, 03:10 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Sucks ? oh indeed ,,, and all around me in Portland , were people on Opioids by the handful .

Opioids are only effective short term.
It takes away your brains ability to make them naturally.

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06-28-2017, 08:35 PM #92
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Opioids, mine are locked up...

KJ will only let me have one when my chest is on fire....

My o2 stat has to be 89 or below, with a BP 140/100

I love her, she keeps 9 in check.

Look Up
07-01-2017, 06:42 AM #93
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Uber Bear says ,,

Damn Flea got in my Damned Knee ,, now I can't see to Pee ,,

so what's it gonna be ?

remove the Knee ?

or swat the Flea so I can see to Pee ?
07-02-2017, 05:02 PM #94
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Damn Good Morning folks

any of ya Young enough for a Pee Boner ?

or all of us here,,, Decrepit old perverted damn hippies ?

well ?

Happy Pee Boner Day .

The Parade begins at 10:00 am on Main St. and Tenth Ave .

Bring your Best Pee Boner and Join the Fun .
07-05-2017, 09:31 PM #95
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Hey , Damn good morning this damn morning is ,,,

every song I've sung this morning , has a bit of release ,, and every damn bit ,
has a solace to cover it's eyes against the outside world .

Gonna be keeping company with refugees of a Flea infestation for most of the Morning .

gonna pet em so damn much , they'll be a pound or two shy by the end .

and then ?

Damned question right there , I have no answer .

cause there's no Clocks in my world now ,,

cause ,,, freedom matters dammit .
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07-05-2017, 09:38 PM #96
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It was damn noisy last night around these parts...
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07-05-2017, 10:01 PM #97
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I bet it was, it can actually get old real quick if you're not into it.

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07-06-2017, 03:53 AM #98
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There ain't no noise here , fireworks are banned in this town , and people
go to ,, oh ,,, 5 miles away for firework displays .

Pacific Grove is like a Peaceful little Village on the Sea .

It's almost Story Book like .

Imagine , like , sleepwalking through a Day Dream .

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09-04-2017, 03:56 AM #99
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Uber Bear says GOOD afternoon

got some bad news

Got some good news

Got some toys for Sale too .

so , where would ya like me to begin ?

Good ? Bad ? or Sale ?
09-05-2017, 06:25 PM #100
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Good Morning Kritterbox

The Special Toys of the Day are ::::

One Fiber Optic Cable missing it's Optics $ .50

One Motor Cycle that missed it's Cycle , ( Comes with Pregnancy Test Kit & assured Maternity Leave ) $ . 75

One Tug Boat , needs to be Tugged from the Field next door ( No Trailer ) $ 1

One unsigned Title to a Stolen Truck ( you'll have to steal your own Truck to use it on , we stripped this one ) $ .15

Two Big Fat Broads next Door ( Assholes ) $ .00 - ,,,, ( We'll pay you to Haul them away , prefer you dump them in the Swamp )

One Case of Herpes $.00 ( free with every Kiss )

OK , lots of other deals coming up over the next few days as we clean out Bohica's Garage ,
come on by and pick through our shit .

Thank you and Enjoy the Warts .
09-05-2017, 06:32 PM #101
Octo Mother Superior
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Wow, I can't wait to go spend my moneys on all those wondrous things
09-05-2017, 06:55 PM #102
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and pick up some free Warts and Herpes too , gawd dam good deal that is .
09-07-2017, 07:18 PM #103
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Have a FREEEEEeeeeeeeee Sunset on me


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09-07-2017, 07:24 PM #104
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Ok , I know everyone's going to be pissed , but I have to leave on another Road Trip .

what a shame , right ?
Trinity Alps , Kaylem , old girl friend that's still young and a Hottie .
so ,,,
if I'm offline
means she's wearing out a Mattress with my Bones .

see ya next Season , after Hump season is over

Hump
Hump
Hump
HUMP !!!! ahhhhhhhh ,,,
tee hee
09-07-2017, 07:45 PM #105
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