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Ukrainian City to Get Pigeons Drunk and Deport Them
07-25-2012, 01:43 AM #1
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A city in northeastern Ukraine is considering a plan to take on the local pigeons by getting them drunk on wine and deporting them, a local news website reported.

The radical measure was proposed to prevent a monument to poet Taras Shevchenko in Sumy from being covered in bird droppings ahead of City Day, Obkom.com.ua said on Monday.

“Let’s give them wine-soaked bread and then deport them somewhere where they’ll wake up the next day,” Alexei Movchan, who heads the city branch of the ruling Party of Regions, was cited as saying about the pigeons.

http://en.rian.ru/strange/20120723/174744684.html

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07-25-2012, 03:11 AM #2
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(07-25-2012, 01:43 AM)Octo Wrote:  A city in northeastern Ukraine is considering a plan to take on the local pigeons by getting them drunk on wine and deporting them, a local news website reported.

The radical measure was proposed to prevent a monument to poet Taras Shevchenko in Sumy from being covered in bird droppings ahead of City Day, Obkom.com.ua said on Monday.

“Let’s give them wine-soaked bread and then deport them somewhere where they’ll wake up the next day,” Alexei Movchan, who heads the city branch of the ruling Party of Regions, was cited as saying about the pigeons.

http://en.rian.ru/strange/20120723/174744684.html

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07-25-2012, 05:54 AM #4
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07-25-2012, 06:30 AM #5
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I kinda thought everything in Ukrain was drunk anyway

maybe they are too drnk to notice the pigeons are already drunk
07-25-2012, 10:35 AM #6
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They should take them to the beach where they can party with the drunk monkeys. I think they'd like that. And pooping on people.
07-25-2012, 12:13 PM #7
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Fred :HEY ! what's that on my head ?

Ethel : Why Fred, i do believe it's drunk Pigeon shït !
07-25-2012, 12:18 PM #8
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07-25-2012, 12:20 PM #9
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chuckle.gif Can you imagine? Bread soaked in red wine would turn that stuff into a nasty purple mess. chuckle.gif Hope they relocate 'em before the pooping issues kick in.

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07-25-2012, 12:22 PM #10
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saved poor Freds Pate

its 2:30 am
I've been up since 5:00 am yesterday, sold bikes all day
and bike parts

put two bikes together

dealt with customers,, and am beat

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07-25-2012, 12:45 PM #11
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07-25-2012, 12:56 PM #12
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Waste of perfectly good wine, imo.

However, it does sorta' sound like a Communion/Eucharist kinda' thing for birds. [/align]



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