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Uncle Sam admits monitoring you for these 377 words:
03-26-2014, 09:49 PM #1
karutzar Member
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Uncle Sam admits monitoring you for these 377 words:

Just found that, it is from 2012 hmm.gif


http://www.sovereignman.com/expat/uncle-...ords-6832/

by Simon Black on May 31, 2012 New York City

One of breakout standup routines from the late, great George Carlin was his 1972 monologue “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.” In the presence of polite company, I shall not repeat them… but rest assured, the routine is still hilarious to this day.

I wish I could say the same about the Department of Homeland Security… I wish I could say this is all a big joke… that the government’s “377 words you can never use online” is just some stupid comedy routine.

But it’s not. And you just can’t make this stuff.

After vigorous resistance, the Department of Homeland Security was finally forced into releasing it’s 2011 Analyst’s Desktop Binder. It’s a manual of sorts, teaching all the storm troopers who monitor our Internet activity all day which key words to look for.

Facebook, a.k.a. the US government’s domestic intelligence center, is the primary target for this monitoring… though it’s become clear so many times before that various departments, including the NSA and FBI, are monitoring online activity ranging from search terms to emails.

Domestic spying is typically denied in public and swept under the rug. After all, it’s legality has always been questionable… if not entirely Unconstitutional.

Yet month after month it seems, there is new legislation introduced to deprive Internet users of their privacy and make the open collection of data a natural part of the online landscape.

Homeland Security’s key word ‘hotlist’ is really no surprise… they’re just the ones to get caught.

So now we know, at least, what these goons are looking for. Sort of.

According to the manual, DHS breaks down its monitoring into a whopping 14 categories ranging from Health to Fire to Terrorism. It’s a testament to how bloated the department’s scope has become.

Afterwards there is a list of 377 of key terms to monitor, most of which are completely innocuous. Exercise. Cloud. Leak. Sick. Organization. Pork. Bridge. Smart. Tucson. Target. China. Social media.

Curiously, in its ‘Critical Information Requirements’, the manual decrees that analysts should also catalog items which may “reflect adversely on DHS and response activities.”

Absolutely unreal. Big Brother is not just watching. He’s digging, searching, reading, monitoring, archiving, and judging too.

Have you hit your breaking point yet?

= Complete list of DHS monitoring keywords =

Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
Coast Guard (USCG)
Customs and Border Protection (CBP)
Border Patrol
Secret Service (USSS)
National Operations Center (NOC)
Homeland Defense
Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE)
Agent
Task Force
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
Fusion Center
Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)
Secure Border Initiative (SBI)
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF)
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)
Federal Air Marshal Service (FAMS)
Transportation Security Administration (TSA)
Air Marshal
Federal Aviation Administration (FAA)
National Guard
Red Cross
United Nations (UN)
Assassination
Attack
Domestic security
Drill
Exercise
Cops
Law enforcement
Authorities
Disaster assistance
Disaster management
DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)
National preparedness
Mitigation
Prevention
Response
Recovery
Dirty bomb
Domestic nuclear detection
Emergency management
Emergency response
First responder
Homeland security
Maritime domain awareness (MDA)
National preparedness initiative
Militia Shooting
Shots fired
Evacuation
Deaths
Hostage
Explosion (explosive)
Police
Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT)
Organized crime
Gangs
National security
State of emergency
Security
Breach
Threat
Standoff
SWAT
Screening
Lockdown
Bomb (squad or threat)
Crash
Looting
Riot
Emergency
Landing
Pipe bomb
Incident
Facility
Hazmat
Nuclear
Chemical spill
Suspicious package/device
Toxic
National laboratory
Nuclear facility
Nuclear threat
Cloud
Plume
Radiation
Radioactive
Leak
Biological infection (or event)
Chemical
Chemical burn
Biological
Epidemic
Hazardous
Hazardous material incident
Industrial spill
Infection
Powder (white)
Gas
Spillover
Anthrax
Blister agent
Chemical agent
Exposure
Burn
Nerve agent
Ricin
Sarin
North Korea
Outbreak
Contamination
Exposure
Virus
Evacuation
Bacteria
Recall
Ebola
Food Poisoning
Foot and Mouth (FMD)
H5N1
Avian
Flu
Salmonella
Small Pox
Plague
Human to human
Human to Animal
Influenza
Center for Disease Control (CDC)
Drug Administration (FDA)
Public Health
Toxic Agro
Terror Tuberculosis (TB)
Agriculture
Listeria
Symptoms
Mutation
Resistant
Antiviral
Wave
Pandemic
Infection
Water/air borne
Sick
Swine
Pork
Strain
Quarantine
H1N1
Vaccine
Tamiflu
Norvo Virus
Epidemic
World Health Organization (WHO) (and components)
Viral Hemorrhagic Fever
E. Coli
Infrastructure security
Airport
CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources)
AMTRAK
Collapse
Computer infrastructure
Communications infrastructure
Telecommunications
Critical infrastructure
National infrastructure
Metro
WMATA
Airplane (and derivatives)
Chemical fire
Subway
BART
MARTA
Port Authority
NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center)
Transportation security
Grid
Power
Smart
Body scanner
Electric
Failure or outage
Black out
Brown out
Port
Dock
Bridge
Cancelled
Delays
Service disruption
Power lines
Drug cartel
Violence
Gang
Drug
Narcotics
Cocaine
Marijuana
Heroin
Border
Mexico
Cartel
Southwest
Juarez
Sinaloa
Tijuana
Torreon
Yuma
Tucson
Decapitated
U.S. Consulate
Consular
El Paso
Fort Hancock
San Diego
Ciudad Juarez
Nogales
Sonora
Colombia
Mara salvatrucha
MS13 or MS-13
Drug war
Mexican army
Methamphetamine
Cartel de Golfo
Gulf Cartel
La Familia
Reynosa
Nuevo Leon
Narcos
Narco banners (Spanish equivalents)
Los Zetas
Shootout
Execution
Gunfight
Trafficking
Kidnap
Calderon
Reyosa
Bust
Tamaulipas
Meth Lab
Drug trade
Illegal immigrants
Smuggling (smugglers)
Matamoros
Michoacana
Guzman
Arellano-Felix
Beltran-Leyva
Barrio Azteca
Artistic Assassins
Mexicles
New Federation
Terrorism
Al Qaeda (all spellings)
Terror
Attack
Iraq
Afghanistan
Iran
Pakistan
Agro
Environmental terrorist
Eco terrorism
Conventional weapon
Target
Weapons grade
Dirty bomb
Enriched
Nuclear
Chemical weapon
Biological weapon
Ammonium nitrate
Improvised explosive device
IED (Improvised Explosive Device)
Abu Sayyaf
Hamas
FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia)
IRA (Irish Republican Army)
ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna)
Basque Separatists
Hezbollah
Tamil Tigers
PLF (Palestine Liberation Front)
PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization
Car bomb
Jihad
Taliban
Weapons cache
Suicide bomber
Suicide attack
Suspicious substance
AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula)
AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb)
TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan)
Yemen
Pirates
Extremism
Somalia
Nigeria
Radicals
Al-Shabaab
Home grown
Plot
Nationalist
Recruitment
Fundamentalism
Islamist
Emergency
Hurricane
Tornado
Twister
Tsunami
Earthquake
Tremor
Flood
Storm
Crest
Temblor
Extreme weather
Forest fire
Brush fire
Ice
Stranded/Stuck
Help
Hail
Wildfire
Tsunami Warning Center
Magnitude
Avalanche
Typhoon
Shelter-in-place
Disaster
Snow
Blizzard
Sleet
Mud slide or Mudslide
Erosion
Power outage
Brown out
Warning
Watch
Lightening
Aid
Relief
Closure
Interstate
Burst
Emergency Broadcast System
Cyber security
Botnet
DDOS (dedicated denial of service)
Denial of service
Malware
Virus
Trojan
Keylogger
Cyber Command
2600
Spammer
Phishing
Rootkit
Phreaking
Cain and abel
Brute forcing
Mysql injection
Cyber attack
Cyber terror
Hacker
China
Conficker
Worm
Scammers
Social media

About the author: Simon Black is an international investor, entrepreneur, permanent traveler, free man, and founder of Sovereign Man. His free daily e-letter and crash course is about using the experiences from his life and travels to help you achieve more freedom

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03-26-2014, 10:23 PM #2
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
Posts:4,764 Threads:1,046 Joined:Jun 2012
When I first saw this list I would add one of those words to every post I made.

Anthrax mall chuckle.gif
03-26-2014, 10:29 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,590 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
(03-26-2014, 09:49 PM)karutzar Wrote:  Stranded/Stuck
Help


I'm having Amsterdam flashbacks... lmao.gif
03-26-2014, 10:29 PM #4
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
Posts:4,764 Threads:1,046 Joined:Jun 2012
İmage
İmage
İmage
03-26-2014, 10:51 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lol.gif Home Grown? lmao.gif

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03-29-2014, 11:28 PM #6
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
We'll tell whoever this Uncle Sam guy is and his NSA minions to Monitor my balls, ok!, I'm fed up with all this federal tyranny and to paraphrase a great quote by the ultimate true Libertarian, Thomas Jefferson, " go f#%k yourselves you technocratic! elite , gutter crawling slugs ". I apologize to any women in the room for the salty language.bacon_fuuuck_you.gifwindows.gif
03-30-2014, 02:13 PM #7
karutzar Member
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(03-29-2014, 11:28 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  We'll tell whoever this Uncle Sam guy is and his NSA minions to Monitor my balls, ok!, I'm fed up with all this federal tyranny and to paraphrase a great quote by the ultimate true Libertarian, Thomas Jefferson, " go f#%k yourselves you technocratic! elite , gutter crawling slugs ". I apologize to any women in the room for the salty language.bacon_fuuuck_you.gifwindows.gif

Yeah, technocratic paranoia. One question - Is Uncle Sam guy or gay? chuckle.gif

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03-30-2014, 02:45 PM #8
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,800 Threads:70 Joined:Feb 2011
Big Brother can monitor me all he bloody wants.
Go ahead, watch me 24/7 on my webcam.
Must be the absolutely and by far boringest job on the planet.
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04-01-2014, 03:49 AM #9
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
NSA fart NSA fart NSA poopy pants NSA fart NSA fart
04-01-2014, 07:40 AM #10
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
(03-30-2014, 02:45 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Big Brother can monitor me all he bloody wants.
Go ahead, watch me 24/7 on my webcam.
Must be the absolutely and by far boringest job on the planet.

depends what you are doing on front of your webcam..


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04-01-2014, 07:42 AM #11
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
pork? yes i can see why that would be monitored.. blink.gif
04-01-2014, 01:33 PM #12
Wicked Oblivion Member
Posts:10,776 Threads:720 Joined:Oct 2012
377 words? gee like whatta ya know?! and here i am thinking it was 375 words for all these years,like couldnt the two faced back stabbers have rounded it off to an even 400? or hey like what the hell,why not make it a really cool sounding 500?! and speaking for myself,there must be around 10,000 of my words that have overwhelmed tptb and their monitoring systems and damaged their nefariously egomegalomaniacal new world order plans,like damn,try and say that invented on the spot word ten times fast,or better yet,377 times...

04-01-2014, 09:52 PM #13
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Posts:1,779 Threads:136 Joined:Apr 2013
(03-26-2014, 10:29 PM)KILLUMINATI Wrote:  İmage
İmage
İmage

Just with the first section out of three, I use at least 22 of those words online a fair amount.

Plus I visit here. coffeetime.gif

Who is that parked outside my door?damned.gif

Pray for me. hug.gif
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04-02-2014, 04:54 AM #14
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
NSA NSA how many emails did you read today?
NSA NSA listen to my calls you'll hear me say
Faaawwwk youdrool.gifdrool.gifdrool.gifdrool.gifdrool.gifdrool.gifdrool.gifdrool.gifdrool.gifdrool.gifdrool.gifbleh.gif
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04-03-2014, 12:28 AM #15
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
What about:
Ziplock
Nascent
Comanche
Orion
Flaccid
Refrigerator
Smoke stack
Lightening
Jab
Hughey Louis
Jerry Lewis
Contusion
Blank
Cup
Cowboy
Boy cow
Bovine flatulence
Orca
Creem de minth
Jim Demint
Bully
Pick
Frog
Spinach
Boner
Why on earth
Why not
Faawwk
Faawwk the NSA.
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