So, as happens with pretty much all teenagers, Lil Scrappy and her ex-boyfriend had sex. First and only time for both of them. His piece of crap "mother" finds out and reports him. (She was just looking for an excuse to throw him away.) They were both charged with Second Degree Sexual Assault!
It turns out that if two teens under 18 have sex in Wisconsin it is a crime because neither can legally give consent. But BOTH of them are charged with a crime. They aren't in trouble for it but it will stay on their records until they turn 18. If they get reported for having sex again they will be tried as sexual offenders.
Are you fucking kidding me? Why not go all the way and just start stoning them to death?
It is quite a relief to know that this state is so financially secure that they can spend all that money prosecuting teenagers for having bad sex.
Unless you really enjoy outdoor activities including during the winter when it is colder than a witches titties in a brass bra, there is nothing for teenagers to do but drink, use drugs and/or have sex. No damn wonder Dungeons and Dragons was invented here. Those poor geeks had absolutely nothing else to do!
I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971