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Urinating Standing Up May Soon Be Illegal in Sweden
06-14-2013, 03:56 PM #1
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Standing up while urinating may soon be illegal for men in Europe. Male representatives on the Sormland County Council and the Left Party are pushing for “sitting only” public restrooms. Exactly how the self-avowed socialist and feminist political party plans on enforcing the allegedly more sanitary restroom habits of males remains to be seen. Supporters of the law against standing while urinating also believe that male health will be bolstered when urinating while sitting on a toilet so the bladder empties more effectively, according to the Huffington Post.

If upright male urination becomes too politically incorrect to tolerate in Western Europe any longer, legal citations may soon begin flying. The Naked Scientists website notes that a similar movement is also brewing in Germany, France and Holland

Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/255241/urinatin...Ct80PTe.99

I changed the title from 'Europe' to 'Sweden' because that's where the idiocy is originating.
Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
06-14-2013, 04:00 PM #2
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
Dude, just no way.

Don't know length of other men's private parts,
but I for one sure as hell will not let it dangle in
a public bowl if I can avoid it.
God alone knows what kind of micro-biology one
might catch...

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06-14-2013, 04:02 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,722 Threads:1,499 Joined:Feb 2011
Oh ffs facepalm_panda.gif

Doesn't surprise me one bit. The Swedes are freakin notoriously politically correct. vic.gif

In the windmills of their fukn minds. vic.gif
06-14-2013, 04:04 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,722 Threads:1,499 Joined:Feb 2011
(06-14-2013, 04:00 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Dude, just no way.

Don't know length of other men's private parts,
but I for one sure as hell will not let it dangle in
a public bowl if I can avoid it.
God alone knows what kind of micro-biology one
might catch...

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No shït?

Sure I want to touch you junk that has been dangling in a toilet bowl, come here sweetiepoodles nom nom. damned.gif
06-14-2013, 04:07 PM #5
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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rofl.gif rofl.gif really, what's more sanity, planting your ass where 100s already have, and maybe not cleaned often, or no direct contact? 13.gif
06-14-2013, 04:16 PM #6
White Ribbon call me
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and sitting on a public toilet seat?? no way.. this is really TMI, but i even shït standing up when using a public toilet.. true.. lmao.giflmao.gif they are they going to police that too??

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Jess nli Show this Post
06-14-2013, 04:17 PM #7
Jess nli Incognito Anonymous
 
(06-14-2013, 04:02 PM)Octo Wrote:  Oh ffs facepalm_panda.gif

Doesn't surprise me one bit. The Swedes are freakin notoriously politically correct. vic.gif

In the windmills of their fukn minds. vic.gif


Yeah, didn't three or four guys just get acquitted of of raping a girl with a broken wine bottle? You'd think a 'feminist' party would have more pressing issues than a smelly bathroom...

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06-14-2013, 04:25 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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We're all good neighbors and brother folks and all, but holy crap, they take some things to the extreme in trying to accommodate everyone. damned.gif

Yes, I believe Sweden tops rape statistics. gaah.gif
06-14-2013, 04:44 PM #9
Ruby Wolf Member
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So now tptb are gonna try and force men to piss like women,as tptb continue their sinister quest to demasculinize men more and more...Gee...What will those political elite talking head stuffed shirts think of next?...Try and force men to wear bras?!
06-14-2013, 04:51 PM #10
White Ribbon call me
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(06-14-2013, 04:44 PM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  So now tptb are gonna try and force men to piss like women,as tptb continue their sinister quest to demasculinize men more and more...Gee...What will those political elite talking head stuffed shirts think of next?...Try and force men to wear bras?!


nah, men will just piss all over the seat and floor, like they already do now..
06-14-2013, 05:03 PM #11
Ruby Wolf Member
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(06-14-2013, 04:51 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(06-14-2013, 04:44 PM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  So now tptb are gonna try and force men to piss like women,as tptb continue their sinister quest to demasculinize men more and more...Gee...What will those political elite talking head stuffed shirts think of next?...Try and force men to wear bras?!


nah, men will just piss all over the seat and floor, like they already do now..

Omg! you just nailed one of my most annoying pet peeves,whenever I walk into a bathroom and find a toilet seat covered with someone elses piss,because they were too f###en lazy to put up the seat first,i wanna find the guy and grab him by the back of his f###en neck and drag him back into the bathroom and clean up his piss by rubbing his f###en face in it as I scream "did you f###en expect me to sit in your f###en piss you damn lazy pig?!?!?!
06-14-2013, 05:45 PM #12
White Ribbon call me
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its beyond feral.. what about having to try and stand around all the piss on the floor to close the door, and heaven forbid its summer and you are wearing thongs ( i think you call them flip flops?)..

its just fowl.. i always try and go the disabled toilet.. more room.. and they are always empty..chuckle.gif
06-14-2013, 06:13 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,722 Threads:1,499 Joined:Feb 2011
Interesting fact: I was told this by someone who used to clean toilets in a pretty big store around here many years ago. Girls bathroom was way nastier than the boys' room.

I seriously don't even know how to make a mess going to the bathroom. I guess I was pretty well house trained. damned.gif
06-14-2013, 06:15 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,722 Threads:1,499 Joined:Feb 2011
(06-14-2013, 05:45 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  its beyond feral.. what about having to try and stand around all the piss on the floor to close the door, and heaven forbid its summer and you are wearing thongs ( i think you call them flip flops?)..

its just fowl.. i always try and go the disabled toilet.. more room.. and they are always empty..chuckle.gif


Really? You call flip flops thongs? scream.gif What is your name for thongs?
06-14-2013, 06:18 PM #15
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(06-14-2013, 06:13 PM)Octo Wrote:  Interesting fact: I was told this by someone who used to clean toilets in a pretty big store around here many years ago. Girls bathroom was way nastier than the boys' room.

I seriously don't even know how to make a mess going to the bathroom. I guess I was pretty well house trained. damned.gif


That's because more and more women are peeing standing up too...for hygenic reasons.



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