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Valentines day
02-14-2014, 06:24 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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02-14-2014, 01:03 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Good gawd, I hope this is satire... however, if it's not I could relate. rofl.gif
Happy Valentines day Ocker! hug.gif

02-14-2014, 02:22 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Surely this didn't happen for real blink.gif37.gif
02-14-2014, 04:38 PM #4
yankees skier
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Must be satire. chuckle.gif

02-14-2014, 04:42 PM #5
NODOOM Truthtard
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When I asked if he wanted to see our special offers on lube, he just grabbed the lingerie out of my hand and ran to the counter to pay as fast as possible”.


Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


van down by the river Show this Post
02-15-2014, 04:52 AM #6
van down by the river Incognito Anonymous
(02-14-2014, 01:03 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Good gawd, I hope this is satire... however, if it's not I could relate. rofl.gif
Happy Valentines day Ocker! hug.gif

Which part? I was with the missus bying a new buttplug?chuckle.gif
02-15-2014, 04:49 PM #7
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,838 Threads:443 Joined:Jun 2012
It could be true because if people can die of a broken heart, why not mortification?




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