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Vancouver Canucks
06-28-2011, 08:54 PM #1
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,775 Threads:1,181 Joined:Feb 2011
Q. What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.

Q. How do you keep the Vancouver Canucks out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.

Q. How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and are killed on the road.

Q: Why are the Canucks like a training bra?
A: Minimal support and no cups.

Q: Why won't they give Kelowna a professional Hockey team?
A: Because then Vancouver will want one too.

Q: What’s the difference between a fat chick and the Canucks?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

Q: What do the Canucks and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 15,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: Why are the Canucks like Canada Post?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!

gaah.gif chuckle.gif
06-29-2011, 12:14 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,538 Threads:1,489 Joined:Feb 2011
rofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gifpatpat.gif lol.gif Sorry but that was funny 37.gif
06-29-2011, 04:02 AM #3
yankees skier
Posts:5,889 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011

06-29-2011, 04:55 AM #4
Ghostie Member
Posts:1,074 Threads:212 Joined:Mar 2011
chuckle.gif also works for the leafscheers.gif
06-29-2011, 10:42 AM #5
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:9,047 Threads:74 Joined:Feb 2011

Better luck next year!

At least they reached the finals - that ain't bad,
even if




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