A. A thief.
Q. How do you keep the Vancouver Canucks out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.
Q. How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and are killed on the road.
Q: Why are the Canucks like a training bra?
A: Minimal support and no cups.
Q: Why won't they give Kelowna a professional Hockey team?
A: Because then Vancouver will want one too.
Q: Whatâ€™s the difference between a fat chick and the Canucks?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
Q: What do the Canucks and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 15,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: Why are the Canucks like Canada Post?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!