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Vein Vane Vain The English Language Is Insane
10-30-2014, 05:01 PM #31
Ruby Wolf Member
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Imperceptive is clearly spelled with a letter v...

Suddenly and mysteriously and apparently meaninglessly that word contains a letter b when spelling imperceptible and imperceptibly...

Like how and why and where did that friggin letter b come from?!

Theres something so terribly wrong with spelling it imperceptively instead of the ridiculous imperceptibly?!

As well as our english language insanity usages of prefixes (if thats what there their they're called) like in and un and en and im and re ect ect...

Like why is it "un"necessary and not "in"necessary?!

Why is it "in"voluntary and not "un"voluntary?!

And why is it "im"possible and not "un"possible?!

Ect ect ect ect ect ect ect ect ect ect?!

Confusing and aggravating as all hell to say the least...

Like wow like here we go again like why does that word contain two letter g's?!

When its clearly pronounced with one g and so it really only needs one damn g?!

As in "a-gra-vating" while knowing that i've never heard anyone ever not even once pronouncing that word like "ag-gra-vating"...

While i'm at it why is russian spelled r-u-s-s-i-a-n when it only needs one letter s while knowing that it should actually be rushen or rushin?!

Knife weirdly and nonsensically becomes knive and knives like omfg why that strangely appearing letter v and why the k at all?!

That word appearing clearly and obviously only needs one letter p as in "a-pear-ing" or is it "a-peer-ing"?!

Cuz peer is to look so look and see how pear is really a damn friggin fruit (or is it frute) cuz thats how its pronounced...

But then we have peerless which (or is it witch or wich) suddenly doesnt mean to look and see anymore and it doent mean a damn friggin fruit either...

Conniving or conifing hi or high to or two or too won or one personal or personel or personnel or personnal?!

And on and on it goes ect ect ect (or is it excetra or ecetra or excetrah or ecetrah or exceddrin or eccederin or ecedrin or ecedryn) ect ect ect like what the f##k?!



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