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Venezuela Runs Out Of Toilet Paper
05-17-2013, 03:12 PM #1
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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To vaguely paraphrase Mike Tyson, "everyone has a plan for a socialist utopia, until they run out of toilet paper."

This is just what happened to Venezuela, where in the image vacuum left following the death of leader Hugo Chavez, things are rapidly falling apart for the oil-rich country. And just like in the US, it's Bush's fault, or at least the local such equivalent.

AP reports: "First milk, butter, coffee and cornmeal ran short. Now Venezuela is running out of the most basic of necessities — toilet paper. Blaming political opponents for the shortfall, as it does for other shortages, the embattled socialist government says it will import 50 million rolls to boost supplies.


Oy damned.gif
05-17-2013, 03:12 PM #2
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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1 ply. Of course you could double it by folding in half rofl.gif

05-17-2013, 03:14 PM #3
Accidental Stoner Member
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05-17-2013, 03:19 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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İmage İmage

Blaming political opponents for the shortfall, they've learned a thing or two from the Democant's about crying Sequester Stallone whenever they fvck up. beerbong.gif

05-17-2013, 03:21 PM #5
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Well that is shiteeee t-dancing.gif
05-17-2013, 03:22 PM #6
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Yeah it'll be a 'ahem' shït storm when it hits the fan. What I read in this in Venz is heading for stagflation.
05-17-2013, 03:44 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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05-17-2013, 04:38 PM #8
Ruby Wolf Member
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"Venezuela Runs Out Of Worthy News Headlines"
05-17-2013, 04:40 PM #9
Ruby Wolf Member
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So she'll have to drip dry now...gee...what a shame (*-*)

05-18-2013, 10:23 AM #10
IAMI Member
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They can use this now that Obama is done with it...

07-08-2013, 02:59 PM #11
Ruby Wolf Member
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Toilet paper runs out of Venezuela?

07-08-2013, 04:09 PM #12
yankees skier
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Just think about all the countries that never have used TP. coffeetime.gifchuckle.gif

07-08-2013, 04:39 PM #13
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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used toilet paper damned.gif rofl.gif
07-08-2013, 07:41 PM #14
Below Average Genius Member
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Snowden will have to think twice before accepting Russia's offer to send him to Venezuela.

Meanwhile, Anna Chapman, the uber sexy redheaded spy, has asked Snowden to marry him.

Hubba! hubba!


Pray for me. hug.gif
07-08-2013, 07:52 PM #15
Octo Mother Superior
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I seriously don't see how you can be a celebrity spy. chuckle.gif She was hosting some TV show last I heard.



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