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Virginity is one thing you can lose ,,, and be GLAD you did .
10-03-2015, 10:54 PM #1
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,259 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
What ? you mean I am supposed to save my Virginity
for my wedding night ?

Preacher Dude , you're about to have your ass kicked up around
your mouth .

SICK asswipe Preachers
10-03-2015, 11:12 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,606 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
Wait! What?

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Way too late for this debate
10-04-2015, 12:14 AM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,594 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
Virginity?

Isn't that an airline?

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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
10-04-2015, 01:52 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,279 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
Yes, and a mobile phone something.... and a state. West Virginity.

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10-04-2015, 02:04 AM #5
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
Yes, if you are not a virgin on your wedding night, jesus will rape your soul.

blessings and love, peace be to god, yeah..

Amen..
10-04-2015, 02:13 AM #6
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,606 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
I was a virgin when I married Daddy. My kids were Christmas presents from Jesus.
10-04-2015, 03:09 AM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,259 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
(10-04-2015, 02:13 AM)Octo Wrote:  I was a virgin when I married Daddy. My kids were Christmas presents from Jesus.


L Oh ğkking L my ass off

I had some shït to say here ,,,

thanks to Octo ,,, I laughed so hard my mind fell out my mouth
when it hit the ground
it forgot what I was going to say
10-04-2015, 03:43 AM #8
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,606 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
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You better believe it. My posts are as immaculate as my conceptions
10-04-2015, 07:31 AM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,259 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
Hard to conceive Immaculately while intact ,,,

oh wait , maybe not , I hear an entire Religion was founded
on that concept ,,,
10-04-2015, 05:27 PM #10
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,889 Threads:420 Joined:Jun 2012
What was once lost can be reclaimed - born again virgin how to.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...ain+Virgin
10-04-2015, 05:33 PM #11
Nomadic Wanderer Member
Posts:430 Threads:52 Joined:Aug 2015
(10-03-2015, 10:54 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  What ? you mean I am supposed to save my Virginity
for my wedding night ?

Preacher Dude , you're about to have your ass kicked up around
your mouth .

SICK asswipe Preachers

preachers are wonderful, they decide who goes where no man has gone before.
10-07-2015, 04:51 PM #12
Wicked Oblivion Member
Posts:10,776 Threads:720 Joined:Oct 2012
Theres a possibly inbred weirdo guy living down the street from me, like his sister is also his aunt or some damn evil thing like that, who is literally a forty something year old virgin and he will die a virgin, for no earthly woman would screw such a freak, mostly because of his carrie emulating strange mother, who must think she was immaculately conceived, who trained and warped and twisted her son from birth into being terrified of sexx and there is nothing more sad in this world than someone being afraid of something so normal and natural as sexx and dying without experiencing it, but like hey, shes also mostly fears the results of him possibly finding a wife, which would force her to lose all of the bleeding heart liberal benefits she receives monthly, ripped from the broken backs of wage slaves, by maintaining her weirdo sons village idiot status, like food stamps and free health care and rent and mortgage aid and who knows what the hell else, like what the f##k is this friggin fallen world coming to?! and to whom it may concern, no his sister is not a virgin, for its usually easier for the one with a venus man trap hole to break free of her emotional chains...
10-07-2015, 11:06 PM #13
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,259 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
So WykdWych

let's all donate some money , and get this guy some nookie .

a good piece just might cure him .

any takers on this Charity against Chasity ?
10-08-2015, 03:24 AM #14
Wicked Oblivion Member
Posts:10,776 Threads:720 Joined:Oct 2012
(10-07-2015, 11:06 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  So WykdWych

let's all donate some money , and get this guy some nookie .

a good piece just might cure him .

any takers on this Charity against Chasity ?
Well in reality it would probably take a blind hooker and $500 bucks for her to screw the forty something village idiot weirdo virgin dude i mentioned above...

And thats only if he was forced to tie his hands behind his back first and kept his mouth shut and didnt tell his iron fisted bible belting mommy a thing...

Ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa (*====*)
10-08-2015, 03:29 AM #15
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,259 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
well , whatever it takes

pass the collection plate

Blind Hooker ?

Ok

as long as he loses that Virgin shït

I'll pay for it



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