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Virginity is one thing you can lose ,,, and be GLAD you did .
10-03-2015, 10:54 PM #1
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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What ? you mean I am supposed to save my Virginity
for my wedding night ?

Preacher Dude , you're about to have your ass kicked up around
your mouth .

SICK asswipe Preachers
10-03-2015, 11:12 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Wait! What?

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Way too late for this debate
10-04-2015, 12:14 AM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Virginity?

Isn't that an airline?

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
10-04-2015, 01:52 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Yes, and a mobile phone something.... and a state. West Virginity.

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10-04-2015, 02:13 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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I was a virgin when I married Daddy. My kids were Christmas presents from Jesus.
10-04-2015, 03:09 AM #6
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(10-04-2015, 02:13 AM)Octo Wrote:  I was a virgin when I married Daddy. My kids were Christmas presents from Jesus.


L Oh fucking L my ass off

I had some shit to say here ,,,

thanks to Octo ,,, I laughed so hard my mind fell out my mouth
when it hit the ground
it forgot what I was going to say
10-04-2015, 03:43 AM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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You better believe it. My posts are as immaculate as my conceptions
10-04-2015, 07:31 AM #8
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Hard to conceive Immaculately while intact ,,,

oh wait , maybe not , I hear an entire Religion was founded
on that concept ,,,
10-04-2015, 05:27 PM #9
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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What was once lost can be reclaimed - born again virgin how to.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...ain+Virgin
10-07-2015, 04:51 PM #10
Ruby Wolf Member
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Theres a possibly inbred weirdo guy living down the street from me, like his sister is also his aunt or some damn evil thing like that, who is literally a forty something year old virgin and he will die a virgin, for no earthly woman would screw such a freak, mostly because of his carrie emulating strange mother, who must think she was immaculately conceived, who trained and warped and twisted her son from birth into being terrified of sexx and there is nothing more sad in this world than someone being afraid of something so normal and natural as sexx and dying without experiencing it, but like hey, shes also mostly fears the results of him possibly finding a wife, which would force her to lose all of the bleeding heart liberal benefits she receives monthly, ripped from the broken backs of wage slaves, by maintaining her weirdo sons village idiot status, like food stamps and free health care and rent and mortgage aid and who knows what the hell else, like what the f##k is this friggin fallen world coming to?! and to whom it may concern, no his sister is not a virgin, for its usually easier for the one with a venus man trap hole to break free of her emotional chains...
10-07-2015, 11:06 PM #11
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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So WykdWych

let's all donate some money , and get this guy some nookie .

a good piece just might cure him .

any takers on this Charity against Chasity ?
10-08-2015, 03:24 AM #12
Ruby Wolf Member
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(10-07-2015, 11:06 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  So WykdWych

let's all donate some money , and get this guy some nookie .

a good piece just might cure him .

any takers on this Charity against Chasity ?
Well in reality it would probably take a blind hooker and $500 bucks for her to screw the forty something village idiot weirdo virgin dude i mentioned above...

And thats only if he was forced to tie his hands behind his back first and kept his mouth shut and didnt tell his iron fisted bible belting mommy a thing...

Ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa (*====*)
10-08-2015, 03:29 AM #13
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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well , whatever it takes

pass the collection plate

Blind Hooker ?

Ok

as long as he loses that Virgin shit

I'll pay for it
10-08-2015, 03:37 AM #14
Ruby Wolf Member
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A blind hooker...

Ha haa haaa (*-*)

Think about it...

A Blind Hooker...

Ha Haa Haaa Haaaa (*=*)

Well in a sad way they're all blind arent they?

And that aint so funny...
10-10-2015, 10:59 PM #15
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Kiss it goodbye as soon as you can

it's the first step to a very pleasurable road to ride

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