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02-22-2019, 01:40 PM #1
ocker1 Member
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I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.

I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I was christened by my parents, which now labels me as an infidel.

I am retired, which makes me useless.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an anti-social reactionary.

I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

I believe in the defence and protection of my country and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.

Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I’m just not sure who I am anymore!

Funny …and it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, Now I’m not even sure which toilet to go into!
03-04-2019, 08:04 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,552 Threads:1,590 Joined:Feb 2011
Just go in your pants if you're unsure 13.gif
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03-04-2019, 09:53 PM #3
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Stand your ground, don't let anyone tell you who you are :hf:
03-04-2019, 10:22 PM #4
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(02-22-2019, 01:40 PM)ocker1 Wrote:  I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.

I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I was christened by my parents, which now labels me as an infidel.

I am retired, which makes me useless.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an anti-social reactionary.

I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

I believe in the defence and protection of my country and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.

Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I’m just not sure who I am anymore!

Funny …and it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, Now I’m not even sure which toilet to go into!

Thanks Obama
03-05-2019, 05:40 AM #5
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:15,746 Threads:475 Joined:Jun 2012
BS Ocker, white is human, human is varied crazy.



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