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WHAT IS THE OPTIMUM TEMPERATURE OF HELL??
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02-08-2016, 12:18 PM #1
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Hell is the eternal place of torment for ALL the human sinners, particularly the Gluttons.
In order to deter myself from sinning , I wanted to do an experiment in reconstructing a Hell -like environment , with the optimum heat so I can see how long I can endure the conditions before becoming distressed and repenting of my sins.

Does anyone here have any idea of temperatures that we can withstand for eternity?
They say that God will not burden us with more than we can endure.
Would you think that a constant 100 deg F is ok? ( 37 deg C )??

any more than that and we will die
but God wants to keep us alive for eternity
Maybe 90 deg???
02-08-2016, 01:52 PM #2
Kreeper Griobhtha
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You're thinking physical. Think spiritual.

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
02-08-2016, 03:38 PM #3
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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God would have abandoned a sinner to the Devil, so how much suffering would the Devil want us to endure. And what if our spiritual body felt pain? I'd say as hot as lava - 1,200 degrees Celsius.
02-08-2016, 04:05 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(02-08-2016, 12:18 PM)CATHOLIC Wrote:  Hell is the eternal place of torment for ALL the human sinners, particularly the Gluttons.
In order to deter myself from sinning , I wanted to do an experiment in reconstructing a Hell -like environment , with the optimum heat so I can see how long I can endure the conditions before becoming distressed and repenting of my sins.

Does anyone here have any idea of temperatures that we can withstand for eternity?
They say that God will not burden us with more than we can endure.
Would you think that a constant 100 deg F is ok? ( 37 deg C )??

any more than that and we will die
but God wants to keep us alive for eternity
Maybe 90 deg???

You need a vacation to Finland.
100 °C or 212 °F Is where we keep the sauna when fired up.
Bring a bucket of cold water, you'll need it for your face and to cool the air you breathe when you throw a bunch on the stove that turns to steam.
That's heaven dude, not hell.
Your gonna' have to...
I dunno'... go all house fire and stuff for eternity to really get it. chuckle.gif

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02-08-2016, 04:11 PM #5
bohica Member
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The concept of Hell contradicts the very essence of Christ.

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
02-08-2016, 04:15 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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İmage

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02-08-2016, 05:08 PM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(02-08-2016, 04:11 PM)bohica Wrote:  The concept of Hell contradicts the very essence of Christ.

Yup.

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
02-08-2016, 05:10 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(02-08-2016, 04:15 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  İmage

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
02-08-2016, 07:16 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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175C for golden brown with crispy skin
02-08-2016, 08:47 PM #10
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
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Turn on you oven. Start at 200F. Crawl in oven. Increase by increments of 50F.Let us know when it's just too hot for ya.

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02-08-2016, 10:59 PM #11
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'According to the best scientific data currently available, both the average and the mean temperatures of Hell have risen 3.8 degrees since 1955. Although an increase of this size may seem insignificant, especially to those not spending eternity there, the reality of the situation is quite different when experienced in concrete terms. '


http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2009/0...colloquium

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02-08-2016, 11:13 PM #12
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(02-08-2016, 10:59 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  'According to the best scientific data currently available, both the average and the mean temperatures of Hell have risen 3.8 degrees since 1955. Although an increase of this size may seem insignificant, especially to those not spending eternity there, the reality of the situation is quite different when experienced in concrete terms. '


http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2009/0...colloquium

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02-08-2016, 11:14 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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shït just got real scream.gif
02-09-2016, 04:09 AM #14
nobody Member
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Hell Explained by Chemistry Student

The following is reputed to be an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.

The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

“First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

“Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

“This gives two possibilities:

“1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

“2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

“So which is it?

“If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct–leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being. Which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’” 
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02-09-2016, 07:36 AM #15
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