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11-22-2014, 12:59 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet
coke?

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

EVER WONDER...


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
11-22-2014, 01:06 AM #2
misterbumps Member
Posts:1,051 Threads:38 Joined:Apr 2012
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

I asked myself the same thing when I was in Australia a few years back and a mosquito bite got infected and put me on a drip in hospital for two weeks. I still have the scar.

Why didn't he save the unicorns instead, the b*rstard

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
11-22-2014, 01:50 AM #3
nobody Incognito Anonymous
 

just saying...
11-22-2014, 02:54 AM #4
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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I can only guess that they want to make the sick and frail...work it. One doctor told me 'If you don't use it, you will lose it".
11-24-2014, 01:58 PM #5
Cloud Atlas Member
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(11-22-2014, 12:59 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?

Because they want to be on the safe side that if they kill you or send you to jail it will be at your own risk ............. is'nt it fair enough after all they tell you they are practicing.

“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
11-24-2014, 03:58 PM #6
Ruby Wolf Member
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Well around here anyways many of the in-store pharmacies like most of those inside Brooks and CVS and Walgreens are located within the back of the stores because most of them also have the extra added convenience of vehicle drive-thrus which must be located around the side and back of the stores and not out in front which would create way too much confusion and traffic and inaccessibility for walking-in customers and also around here most of the big grocery and retail stores that do have in-store pharmacies like Target and Stop and Shop do have them located near the front of the stores because they dont have vehicle drive-thrus...
11-24-2014, 05:19 PM #7
misterbumps Member
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(11-22-2014, 02:54 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  I can only guess that they want to make the sick and frail...work it. One doctor told me 'If you don't use it, you will lose it".

that's not a metaphor for my nether regions is it?

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
11-24-2014, 05:25 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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Let's hope it's not! lmao.gif
11-24-2014, 06:37 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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"Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet
coke?"

That is beyond irritating, considering the dbl cheeseburgers & large fries are better for you then the Aspartame in diet sodas - an addictive carcinogenic neurotoxin.

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11-24-2014, 07:31 PM #10
yankees skier
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Wayyyy too sober to provide any answers right now.

Biere.
11-24-2014, 07:46 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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That's not good 13.gif
11-24-2014, 08:00 PM #12
Ruby Wolf Member
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(11-24-2014, 06:37 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  "Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet
coke?"

That is beyond irritating, considering the dbl cheeseburgers & large fries are better for you then the Aspartame in diet sodas - an addictive carcinogenic neurotoxin.
Whats sad and hilarious is how any and all kinds of diet sodas are probably actually worse for us than the regular crap but as long as they're advertised as being otherwise no one knows and no one cares and as for me i havent drank a carbonated soda in years and I miss and crave them not even in the slightest (*-*)
11-24-2014, 11:53 PM #13
bohica Member
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Why do noses run and feet smell ?

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
11-24-2014, 11:57 PM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Ditto for me CA. I have an adverse reaction to aspartame. I drank a diet soda once and passed out from that schit. My system apparently can't handle the wood alcohol converting to formaldehyde.

Quote:Aspartame accounts for over 75 percent of the adverse reactions to food additives reported to the FDA. Many of these reactions are very serious, including seizures and death. http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articl...-food.aspx

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11-24-2014, 11:58 PM #15
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(11-24-2014, 11:53 PM)bohica Wrote:  Why do noses run and feet smell ?

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

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