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WTF Man returns used Enemas to CVS pharmacy, they restock shelves with them!
07-06-2012, 11:05 PM #16
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(07-06-2012, 08:03 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Man Returned Used Enemas To CVS Regularly: Cops

A Florida man found his choice of rectal-cleaning product pretty crappy, cops said.

Sheriffs launched an investigation after personnel from a CVS in Jacksonville alleged that a man was repeatedly returning used enema saline laxatives to the store, according to a Jacksonville Sheriff's Office news release.

The suspect returned the six-pack containers of enemas between April and June, according to the release. CVS employees told police they had initially re-shelved the items during this period, not realizing they had been used.

Eventually, in early June, employee Dustin McDonald found it bizarre that the man -- whom he recognized from previous visits -- was again bringing back the same item, and decided to investigate, the Smoking Gun reported. He opened the box of enema bottles to find they were all filled with fluid. The box had apparently been re-glued to make it look like it hadn't been opened.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/03...weird-news

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Really, saline enemas, would be crap. They could work in as much as they would hydrate the stool but I can't think they would be very effective, I have never heard of them. chuckle.gif
07-07-2012, 01:00 AM #17
Octo Mother Superior
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Seriously, I'm they only sibling out of 4 that's not working in health care. chuckle.gif

But I don't think you can even get DIY enemas over here. But don't ask me I know absolutely nothing about this lmao.gif
07-07-2012, 01:24 AM #18
Kreeper Griobhtha
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You can't even get one of these?



İmage

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-07-2012, 01:57 AM #19
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(07-07-2012, 01:24 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  You can't even get one of these?



İmage
OMG In the 70's we used to make up strong soap and water enemas, we would administer them through a funnel, they used to work. About 2 litres, barbaric, we don't do that now.
The soap solution came in bottles, we would add warm water. So not so different from the hot water bottle. lol.gif
07-07-2012, 02:02 AM #20
Octo Mother Superior
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(07-07-2012, 01:24 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  You can't even get one of these?



İmage


What is it? scream.gif

No really, this is unheard of here. chuckle.gifbeerbong.gif
07-07-2012, 02:30 AM #21
Kreeper Griobhtha
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We had one when I was a kid, but I never used it.


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Or maybe my mother tortured me with nightly enemas and I blocked the memories...


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That would explain my strong desire to get this tattooed on each ass cheek.


İmage

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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-07-2012, 02:45 AM #22
Octo Mother Superior
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Seriously, what did they make you think the enema was good for? damned.gif
07-07-2012, 03:07 AM #23
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(07-07-2012, 02:30 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  We had one when I was a kid, but I never used it.


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Or maybe my mother tortured me with nightly enemas and I blocked the memories...


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That would explain my strong desire to get this tattooed on each ass cheek.


İmage

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hopfully she didn't have tthis playing in the back groundchuckle.gif




Beware of the booger eater he'snot full uhoh.gif
07-07-2012, 03:37 AM #24
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(07-07-2012, 03:07 AM)smart-ass Wrote:  
(07-07-2012, 02:30 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  We had one when I was a kid, but I never used it.


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Or maybe my mother tortured me with nightly enemas and I blocked the memories...


damned.gif


That would explain my strong desire to get this tattooed on each ass cheek.


İmage

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hopfully she didn't have tthis playing in the back groundchuckle.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwZhAP4Uiqw


Sigh...

No, that was my sister.

The BeeGees, David Cassidy and Leif Garrett...

I'm really starting to learn a lot about myself.

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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-07-2012, 07:16 AM #25
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This is how super-AIDS starts wtf2.gif
07-07-2012, 08:29 AM #26
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lmao.gif Well, this thread took a really dark turn. rofl.gif

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07-07-2012, 02:06 PM #27
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(07-07-2012, 02:02 AM)Octo Wrote:  
(07-07-2012, 01:24 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  You can't even get one of these?



İmage


What is it? scream.gif

No really, this is unheard of here. chuckle.gifbeerbong.gif


No, it's not unheard of here.

Standard procedure for centuries.

Never ever tried it myself.
Chances are I never will.

07-07-2012, 02:53 PM #28
Octo Mother Superior
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What I probably should have said is no I'm not familiar with this practice, it's not been performed by me, my family or anybody I know except in hospitals. And no I'm not going to try that shït.

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07-07-2012, 05:24 PM #29
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Here's one from the year 1800:

İmage

U.S. Civil War army issue:

İmage


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07-07-2012, 06:02 PM #30
Octo Mother Superior
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Wtf! scream.gif


Just keep a healthy diet and all will be well. damned.gif



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