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WTF? Tenn. Man Mistakes Mitt Romney For Girlfriend’s Secret Online Lover, Punches Her in the Face!
08-01-2012, 02:19 PM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Quote:İmage
Lowell Turpin
(Source: KnoxNews/Anderson
County Sheriff's Office)


"He found a picture of a man he didn’t recognize on her Facebook page."

"Enraged, Lowell Turpin, 40, confronted his girlfriend and “angrily demanded to know who the male was”

"She answered her boyfriend truthfully and said: It’s Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney. But Turpin wasn’t buying it."

[He] "reportedly jerked the laptop from her hands and smashed it into the wall before hitting her in the face with his fist."
Read More: theblaze.com

lmao.gif This is a feel good story, puts my own little problems into perspective.


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08-01-2012, 02:21 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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omg lmao.gifrofl.gif Tales from the trailer park... lmao.gif
08-01-2012, 02:27 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif Didn't know rednecks and walrus could actually breed. coffeetime.gif

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08-01-2012, 03:47 PM #4
yankees skier
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Biere.
08-01-2012, 03:51 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif Exactly. I'd like to see a pic of his GF, wonder if Mitt would even let her near the sacred undergarments?

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08-01-2012, 07:36 PM #6
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Amazed,,, i shook the sheets to discover if bed bugs were present,,

had i read this aforehand,,,,

i could have certainly saved my self the shakes,,,

for here,, i see,,,

that the bedbug was way over in Tennessee .




Oh GAWD !!! someone tell me this No-Neck Ten Chin bastard did not breed ,, PLEASE, tell me
it's so.
08-01-2012, 08:19 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif iagree.gif One of those is certainly enough. Holy crap, I can't believe anybody doesn't know who Mittens is. Tennessee is no excuse for that.

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08-01-2012, 10:16 PM #8
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well,,, looking at his beedy eyes

i can believe there is not much he does knowlmao.gif
08-01-2012, 11:21 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif He looks like he's got a mouth full of marshmallows and hes about to throw up.

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08-02-2012, 06:32 AM #10
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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lmao.giflmao.giflmao.gif

YEAH,, I NOTICED THAT

appears he buys the Bowling Ball sized Jaw-Breakers to slobber onchuckle.gif



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