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Warning Graphic!: Easter Bunny at Large, Escapes From Correctional Facility to Deliver Eggs!
03-30-2013, 03:34 PM #1
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Easter Bunny at Large, Escapes From Correctional Facility to Deliver Eggs!

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Correctional Officers were shocked yesterday when Peter Rabbit escaped the secret CIA prison where he was held on charges of conspiring to hide eggs.
According to officers "We let him out in the yard to get some sunshine and fresh air when suddenly he hopped away yelling don't drone me bro!" Officers gave pursuit to no avail saying "Ever try to catch a rabbit when he's hopping away at full speed?" Another official who spoke on the condition of anonymity said "duh" of the incident.

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DHS Janet Napolitono quoted as saying: "If this bunny is successfully hiding eggs, who knows what else he's hiding. Grenades, Terrorist manuals, marshmallow chicks, or maybe he hides those eggs because of the stigma associated with f#@cking chickens."

beerbong.gif Happy Easter! [Image: rabbit-3.gif]

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03-30-2013, 03:50 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Happy Easter! lmao.giflmao.giflmao.gif


Here he is again, taunting the LEOs.
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03-30-2013, 05:15 PM #3
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03-30-2013, 06:14 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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WUT? t-dancing.gif chuckle.gif

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03-30-2013, 08:10 PM #5
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beercheer.gif I am gonna dye eggs todayyay.gif

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03-30-2013, 08:12 PM #6
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yay.gif We dyed ours white. lmao.gif

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03-30-2013, 08:13 PM #7
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"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
03-30-2013, 08:51 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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Bleach! thumbsup.gif


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03-30-2013, 08:59 PM #9
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lmao.gif Bleach as egg dye... lol you guys really go all out for Easter.
03-30-2013, 09:01 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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We try to make the best of it. chuckle.gif
03-30-2013, 09:09 PM #11
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Yeah, it's so exciting. coffeetime.gif

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03-30-2013, 09:31 PM #12
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(03-30-2013, 08:51 PM)Octo Wrote:  Bleach! thumbsup.gif thanks for that helpful hint Octo I ran out of vinegargaah.giflmao.gif


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03-30-2013, 09:47 PM #13
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So DHS lost another detainee!

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