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Was Adam hermaphrodite?
Catholic Show this Post
05-06-2017, 10:55 AM #1
Catholic Incognito
 
I am puzzled why God did not make Adam and Eve as a couple?
Instead he made Adam first as the only human creature and told him to go forth and multiply and colonise the planet.
But how could a single man alone do that?

Then after a long time God noticed that Adam needed a female so he made him an Eve

I am curious why God did not know from the beginning that he should have made a man and a woman from the outset??
05-06-2017, 11:02 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Duh...So no one would tell him how to make Adam.

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05-06-2017, 11:03 AM #3
Strigoi Diavolul
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Un Strigoi printre noi
05-06-2017, 11:29 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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If it didn't happen the way it did we wouldn't have spare ribs today. Amen.

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05-06-2017, 11:35 AM #5
Anonymous Kritter Incognito
 
Because Adam and Steve didn't make new people.
catholic Show this Post
05-06-2017, 12:19 PM #6
catholic Incognito
 
(05-06-2017, 11:29 AM)Octo Wrote:  If it didn't happen the way it did we wouldn't have spare ribs today. Amen.

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yes, very true, and also my wife would not have an Adam's apple either if it didn't happen the way it did.

but I am still puzzled and wonder : even if Yahweh did not make Adam first and Eve later...even if Yahweh did not exist and Adam was a product of evolution,
the question remains : in the evolution process are males and females evolved simultaneously or do we have to wait millions of years for a male specie to evolve and create a female of the same specie
or vice versa?
I am confused.
05-06-2017, 12:53 PM #7
Accidental Stoner Member
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Was Adam a figment of imagination,
or perhaps a symbolic, metaphoric original meme
of a distant desert people who have absolutely
nothing to do with me or mine..?

Clearly, Wäinämöinen was the first human!
Why do you miserable sinners reject this truth?!?

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Logic says that Wäinämöinen is precisely as factual as "Adam"
of obscure deity "YHWH" of said distant desert goat shepherd
people (peace to them).

But by all means:
Bow down before the one you serve, etc.

It's goddamn time for a massive paradigm shift.
I've freed myself from a lot of old, stupid programming.
(Other, deeper programming, I can't even detect yet - which
thoughts/emotions etc are truly my own?)

I'm not swallowing the evil, cunning and always present
insinuation, that my own ancestors were somehow stupider
or less spiritually aware than the ancient Hebrews anymore.
Absolute bullshit.
F**k off, really! smiley-flip-bird.gif

If ya don't see the very simple political tactics...well...I can't
help ya anymore.

But peace, good will & understanding to 1 and all who is not
a batshit imperialist. cheers.gif
05-06-2017, 01:16 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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You're obviously going to burn in hell.  chuckle.gif


I think I'm going to bake an Adam's apple pie
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05-06-2017, 01:36 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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wtf2.gif is this "moved" BS?

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05-06-2017, 01:37 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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The whole thread moved to hell

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05-06-2017, 01:39 PM #11
Accidental Stoner Member
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Sorry... hiding.gif
05-06-2017, 03:18 PM #12
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(05-06-2017, 01:37 PM)Octo Wrote:  The whole thread moved to hell

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05-06-2017, 03:40 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(05-06-2017, 10:55 AM)Catholic Wrote:  I am puzzled why God did not make Adam and Eve as a couple?
I am curious why God did not know from the beginning that he should have made a man and a woman from the outset??

That's because you only read what church officials wanted you to read so you stuck with the Bible. If you would venture out of that would you would know that Eve was his second wife. Lilith was his first wife and they were made together.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
05-06-2017, 03:41 PM #14
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,168 Threads:770 Joined:Feb 2011
(05-06-2017, 12:53 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Was Adam a figment of imagination,
or perhaps a symbolic, metaphoric original meme
of a distant desert people who have absolutely
nothing to do with me or mine..?

Clearly, Wäinämöinen was the first human!
Why do you miserable sinners reject this truth?!?

chuckle.gif

Logic says that Wäinämöinen is precisely as factual as "Adam"
of obscure deity "YHWH" of said distant desert goat shepherd
people (peace to them).

But by all means:
Bow down before the one you serve, etc.

It's goddamn time for a massive paradigm shift.
I've freed myself from a lot of old, stupid programming.
(Other, deeper programming, I can't even detect yet - which
thoughts/emotions etc are truly my own?)

I'm not swallowing the evil, cunning and always present
insinuation, that my own ancestors were somehow stupider
or less spiritually aware than the ancient Hebrews anymore.
Absolute bullshit.
F**k off, really! smiley-flip-bird.gif

If ya don't see the very simple political tactics...well...I can't
help ya anymore.

But peace, good will & understanding to 1 and all who is not
a batshit imperialist. cheers.gif

clap.gif

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
05-06-2017, 03:41 PM #15
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(05-06-2017, 02:50 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  God made adam and Steve. Derrr.. Every faggot knows that, they teach it at gay bars.

Oi vey..


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First I'd heard of that.

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