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Was Adam hermaphrodite?
05-06-2017, 03:41 PM #16
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(05-06-2017, 02:50 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  God made adam and Steve. Derrr.. Every ƒäģģ0t knows that, they teach it at gay bars.

Oi vey..


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First I'd heard of that.

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05-06-2017, 03:59 PM #17
White Ribbon call me
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We should crucify catholic and Fatima on the cross, for some after Easter fun..

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05-06-2017, 04:00 PM #18
White Ribbon call me
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(05-06-2017, 03:41 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(05-06-2017, 02:50 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  God made adam and Steve. Derrr.. Every ƒäģģ0t knows that, they teach it at gay bars.

Oi vey..


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First I'd heard of that.

They changed it to suit the straight agenda and the rest is history..

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05-06-2017, 04:01 PM #19
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Or hang them from the Maypole and sacrifice them to European gods.

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
05-06-2017, 04:09 PM #20
White Ribbon call me
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Lets stone them to death, its what Jesus would do..

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05-06-2017, 04:12 PM #21
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(05-06-2017, 04:09 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  Lets stone them to death, its what Jesus would do..

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Or shove them up a pig's ass and run them off a cliff.

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
05-06-2017, 04:22 PM #22
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(05-06-2017, 03:59 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  We should crucify catholic and Fatima on the cross, for some after Easter fun..

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A bleed out is certainly one of the quickest ways to really get close to the lord.

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05-06-2017, 04:26 PM #23
White Ribbon call me
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It will bring them closer to god, our father, amen.. You know, that weirdo in the sky.. The one who raped Mary..

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05-06-2017, 04:32 PM #24
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When you don't have to answer to anyone but yourself things prolly get a little crazy after 100 billion years or so, can't blame the lord for a long walk off a short pier. That's when he made the devule.

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05-06-2017, 04:38 PM #25
Kreeper Griobhtha
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It's understandable why Satanists prefer the guy that fought against tyranny.

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
05-06-2017, 05:25 PM #26
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Dude...

this is by far the weirdest planet I've ever been on.

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05-06-2017, 06:25 PM #27
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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yup.gif Ditto

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05-06-2017, 08:49 PM #28
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(05-06-2017, 04:00 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  
(05-06-2017, 03:41 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(05-06-2017, 02:50 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  God made adam and Steve. Derrr.. Every ƒäģģ0t knows that, they teach it at gay bars.

Oi vey..


blonde.gif

First I'd heard of that.

They changed it to suit the straight agenda and the rest is history..

yup.gif

Those bastards!
05-07-2017, 07:33 AM #29
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05-07-2017, 08:27 AM #30
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(05-06-2017, 10:55 AM)Catholic Wrote:  I am puzzled why God did not make Adam and Eve as a couple?
Instead he made Adam first as the only human creature and told him to go forth and multiply and colonise the planet.
But how could a single man alone do that?

Then after a long time God noticed that Adam needed a female so he made him an Eve

I am curious why God did not know from the beginning that he should have made a man and a woman from the outset??

Adam was a man. The piece cut out is your heart (asherah-wife). At least in this environment it becomes a different person.

In the spirit you create alters/fractals (rather they are created from you based on your thoughts, clothes, etc). That's the multiplication going on here. Animal fractals? I guess. But there's also a reincarnation scheme here.



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