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09-02-2013, 04:20 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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If you're experiencing some problems with the forum right now

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We're working with the server people on some things. Newest post may not show up until you do a hard refresh (ctrl + F5)

It's just temporary so no need for panic sex just yet. 13.gif
09-02-2013, 04:30 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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test2icles

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09-02-2013, 04:30 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Shadow!!!!! gaah.gif

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09-02-2013, 05:30 PM #4
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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09-03-2013, 10:21 AM #5
オタマジャクシ Member
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(09-02-2013, 04:20 PM)Octo Wrote:  If you're experiencing some problems with the forum right now

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We're working with the server people on some things. Newest post may not show up until you do a hard refresh (ctrl + F5)

It's just temporary so no need for panic Səx just yet. 13.gif

Oh, those kind of things. I thought you meant one of the hand-in-a-box creatures from the Adams family.
09-03-2013, 11:15 AM #6
White Ribbon call me
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do we get a presentation on what panic sex is like? or do we need to drive into the garage for that?

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09-03-2013, 12:39 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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09-03-2013, 01:58 PM #8
White Ribbon call me
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well i can now watch clips on kritterbox!!! woo hoo.. so whatver you guys have been working on, its fixed that issue for me.. thanks.. now, back to panic sex..
09-03-2013, 02:00 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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Hey that's great news! yay.gif

It's just that we didn't do anything... damned.gif
09-03-2013, 02:00 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif It must have fixed itself somehow. 13.gif 37.gif

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09-03-2013, 02:05 PM #11
White Ribbon call me
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maybe it was Jesus that fixed it? chuckle.gif
09-03-2013, 02:15 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
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It's the only logical explanation. chuckle.gif
09-03-2013, 02:20 PM #13
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.

Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show his work. Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”

“Very well,” says God, “let us see if Jesus has fared any better.”

Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.

Satan is astonished. He stutters, “B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?”

God chuckles, “Everybody knows Jesus saves.”

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09-03-2013, 02:25 PM #14
White Ribbon call me
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rofl.gif amen to that.37.gif



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