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Weird Laws In The United States
09-19-2013, 03:25 PM #1
Capt Howdy Member
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09-19-2013, 04:09 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Some unbelievable stuff there. lmao.gif
09-19-2013, 04:12 PM #3
Wicked Oblivion Member
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These elite stuffed shirt bastards who think their sh#t doesnt stink just sit around all day on their fat duffs while dreaming up evermore warped laws designed to siphon off and suck up and financially rape as much cash as possible from the oppressed middle class people...

F###ers!
09-19-2013, 04:19 PM #4
White Ribbon call me
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Quote:Law Summary

Incestuous marriages are legal.

cool.. now Octo and Jay can move back to the US.. chuckle.gif
09-19-2013, 04:20 PM #5
Wicked Oblivion Member
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Its so painfully obvious and hysterically sickening to realize how where I live here in puritanical new england is still infested with religiously warped and twisted bible belting pilgrims...

Massachusetts Town Outlaws Swearing > http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/06/1...A420120613

Like the mutha f###en tax paid cops dont have anything better to worry about and nothing more worthy to do than drive around in their brand new tax bought cruisers and fine people for swearing?!

While their lackey informants rat people out for doing it...

This aint too far from where I live and when they passed this weird medieval law I drove to that town and got outta my car and started swearing out loud and proud...

F##k em all...

Bastards!
09-19-2013, 04:20 PM #6
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
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There's a new bunch of NYC laws about walking on the sidewalk ,that are hysterical .
Bloomberg is insane.quite literally

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09-19-2013, 04:28 PM #7
Capt Howdy Member
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(09-19-2013, 04:19 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
Quote:Law Summary

Incestuous marriages are legal.

cool.. now Octo and Jay can move back to the US.. chuckle.gif


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09-19-2013, 04:34 PM #8
Wicked Oblivion Member
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(09-19-2013, 04:20 PM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  Its so painfully obvious and hysterically sickening to realize how where I live here in puritanical new england is still infested with religiously warped and twisted bible belting pilgrims...

Massachusetts Town Outlaws Swearing > http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/06/1...A420120613

Like the mutha f###en tax paid cops dont have anything better to worry about and nothing more worthy to do than drive around in their brand new tax bought cruisers and fine people for swearing?!

While their lackey informants rat people out for doing it...

This aint too far from where I live and when they passed this weird medieval law I drove to that town and got outta my car and started swearing out loud and proud...

F##k em all...

Bastards!
In accordance with my withering freedom of speech...

This is for all those two faced religiously warped puritanical pilgrims who devised and passed the medieval law which makes it illegal and fineable to swear within their massachusetts town...

F##k you and your F###ed up F###ing laws you F###en twisted F###ers...

Hmmm lets see...

$20 a swear...

Thats a $100 fine...

Good luck...

Cant get blood from a stone...

Friggin two faced bastards...

Just saying what needs to be said (*--*)
09-19-2013, 04:50 PM #9
Wicked Oblivion Member
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Dont spit on the sidewalk!

The cops will come and get me!

Dont swear in public!

The cops will come and get me!

Dont chew gum on sundays!

The cops will come and get me!

Dont kiss in public!

The cops will come and get me!

Dont grow your hair too long!

The cops will come and get me!

Got to war and get paid to murder for the government!

The cops will come and call me a hero!

Un F###en Believable!
09-19-2013, 05:10 PM #10
Capt Howdy Member
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I think this law below from California needs to be expalined a little bit more. wtf2.gif

"It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale."

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09-19-2013, 05:24 PM #11
Wicked Oblivion Member
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Its against the law for me to have a yard sale unless I first drive to the town hall and pay them some money first...

If I dont do that the cops will actually arrive and shut my yard sale down and (key word >) fine me...

Un f###en believable but true...

See its clear to understand that their evil game is all about greed and money and nothing else...

Tptb dont really give a damn if someones a prostitute...

Tptb dont really give a damn if someomes selling drugs...

But what tptb really do give a damn about is someone making money without them getting a piece of their monetary action...

And so if you make money without them sucking up some of it its friggin illegal...

F###en two faced greed driven back stabbing bastards...
09-19-2013, 05:27 PM #12
Capt Howdy Member
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The good part is almost all of these aren't enforced. If they were, the news would better to watch. yay.gif
09-19-2013, 05:43 PM #13
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"Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death."

damned.gif Seems a little harsh don't it?

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09-19-2013, 05:45 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
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This from Texas:

"Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos."

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09-19-2013, 05:48 PM #15
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(09-19-2013, 04:19 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
Quote:Law Summary

Incestuous marriages are legal.

cool.. now Octo and Jay can move back to the US.. chuckle.gif

lmao.gif We're redefining relative humidity.

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