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Well, it's not a blood clot ...
09-07-2014, 03:42 AM #1
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The ultrasound report says no blood clot in my leg. That means I probably won't keel over suddenly with an unfinished message at the keyboard while straightening everyone else out on what's right and what's wrong. hehe

Now they think it's an enlarged heart. That means I'll keel over more slowly, which means I can hit the "send" button before I drop.

Then even better, you'll get the last word which will make everyone happy because I'll have no clue what you said. It's a WIN- WIN!!

Meanwhile, I'll just be sitting on a puffy white cloud with a beer in one hand and a bacon and cheese sammich in the other thinking, "What ARE they fretting about?"

Either that or I'll be looking up Octo's skirt. Angels are allowed to do that. They do it all the time. Or at least they will once I'm gone.

Pray for me. hug.gif
09-07-2014, 03:58 AM #2
j browsing Member
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(09-07-2014, 03:42 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  The ultrasound report says no blood clot in my leg. That means I probably won't keel over suddenly with an unfinished message at the keyboard while straightening everyone else out on what's right and what's wrong. hehe

Now they think it's an enlarged heart. That means I'll keel over more slowly, which means I can hit the "send" button before I drop.

Then even better, you'll get the last word which will make everyone happy because I'll have no clue what you said. It's a WIN- WIN!!

Meanwhile, I'll just be sitting on a puffy white cloud with a beer in one hand and a bacon and cheese sammich in the other thinking, "What ARE they fretting about?"

Either that or I'll be looking up Octo's skirt. Angels are allowed to do that. They do it all the time. Or at least they will once I'm gone.

my best wishes to you BAG hug.gif

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
09-07-2014, 04:49 AM #3
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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That is great news and I know all about blood clots in the leg. Next time find a young doc and ask him to do a 20 minute result of a blood test which can determine whether or not there is an inflammation (blood clot) anywhere in your body. cheers.gif
09-07-2014, 11:27 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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I'm not sure I'd like to know my rate of dying damned.gif Glad to hear it's not a blood clot. And I'm not really sure about angels being allowed to look under skirts 13.gif
09-07-2014, 11:39 AM #5
White Ribbon call me
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everyone wants to look up Octo's skirt lol.gif the internet seductress..

thats not good BAG that you are so unwell.. have you tried homeopathy? ive been using herbs for this problem i have had, and i just started on homeopathy and stopped the herbs and its all cleared up, in 4 days..

hope you get better soon..

hug.gif
09-07-2014, 11:55 AM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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Aren't there any types of rules in the afterlife? It's a little rude to have dead people up your skirt 13.gif lol
09-07-2014, 12:33 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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My grandfather lived until his late 80's with an enlarged heart, and was diagnosed with it in his 60's.
Take heart, so to speak, that may not be such a big deal. cheers.gif

wonder.gif
09-07-2014, 03:07 PM #8
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Damn, sorry to hear that BAG, truly. But it's not the worst news at least. Red clover tea is really good for cleansing your blood.
09-07-2014, 06:43 PM #9
Accidental Stoner Member
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Hang in there, BAG.

Nah leggo.

doobie.gif

Wish one could simply go to the health
store and buy a tube of pure cannabis oil.
09-07-2014, 07:43 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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I think diet is the key to everything but I'd be singing to the choir if I go all food nazi on BAG.
09-07-2014, 10:54 PM #11
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(09-07-2014, 11:27 AM)Octo Wrote:  I'm not sure I'd like to know my rate of dying damned.gif Glad to hear it's not a blood clot. And I'm not really sure about angels being allowed to look under skirts 13.gif

No, they don't really do that. I just said it to have some fun.

Pray for me. hug.gif
09-07-2014, 11:02 PM #12
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(09-07-2014, 11:39 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  everyone wants to look up Octo's skirt lol.gif the internet seductress..

thats not good BAG that you are so unwell.. have you tried homeopathy? ive been using herbs for this problem i have had, and i just started on homeopathy and stopped the herbs and its all cleared up, in 4 days..

hope you get better soon..

hug.gif

My health is a challenge due to my disability which is the result of a smooshed up pars bone in my back. Surgery has stabilized it to prevent potential paralysis, but walking and standing are really uncomfortable because the nerve root is still being pressured.

This means I probably won't live as long as others due to the lack of physical activity. Besides, I wouldn't want to live another 20 years with the limitations I have.

I do know of ways to reverse an enlarged heart using natural approaches. But this is going to be an ongoing challenge because sitting all the time has its negative effects. They say it's worse than smoking from a longevity aspect.

Oh look, it's time for my little exercises. Very little LOL

Pray for me. hug.gif
09-07-2014, 11:12 PM #13
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(09-07-2014, 06:43 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Hang in there, BAG.

Nah leggo.

doobie.gif

Wish one could simply go to the health
store and buy a tube of pure cannabis oil.

rofl.gif Thanks for the support, you bastard. chuckle.gif

Pray for me. hug.gif



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