Welpper , another Relapse for me

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 10-09-2015, 12:19 AM

Alright so I had a little relapse ,, big deal . Yeah and the Doc
got me some nice Meds to chew on ,,, and like man ,,, he even
wheeled me around the Deck for a bit ,,, so big deal ,,

I'm still pissed as all hell ,,, cause Doc had my Panties
taken from my head to have /em washed ,,, like now ,,, I ain't got nothing to hold my brains in or nuthin ,,, ya know ,,,? and like ,
well ,,

anyway man ,,, I just hope them Bug Like Aliens show up
and kick the shït outta Doc ,,, till he gives me back my Panties ,,

This is cruel and unusual punishment mannnnnn ,,

Doc sucks

but that Nursey ,,, YUM !
she can remove my Panties anytime ,,, YES !

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 10-09-2015, 12:21 AM

COOL ! There's Nursey now ,,,, she's hanging out my Panties so I can
slide in and ,,,,,,,,,,,,

steal 'em back

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 10-09-2015, 12:22 AM

Told ya that Nursey's a Yum ,,, just look at them Lips ,,,

SCRUMPTIOUS !

is she not ?

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 10-09-2015, 01:13 AM

and like ,,, so now ,, um ,, The Doc said they Gotta check my Ears for Colon Cancer in the Morning ,,, I'm like ,,, Hey Man ,, Colon aint anywhere near my Ears Dude ,,, so just to mess with me man ,,,, He say's ,,, you've had your head up your A$$ so long ,,, you ears got it now ,,,

**White Ribbon** · 10-09-2015, 02:24 AM

i didnt pick you for the type to wear stockings/pantyhose.. Kinky..

**DaJavoo** · 10-09-2015, 02:49 AM

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 10-09-2015, 03:00 AM

going back to 1971

**UniqueStranger** · 10-09-2015, 04:18 AM

Cancer in the colon is more rare than we know. Good luck (almost typed god luck).

**Free Store** · 10-09-2015, 04:47 AM

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 10-09-2015, 04:55 AM

(10-09-2015, 04:18 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote: Cancer in the colon is more rare than we know. Good luck (almost typed god luck).

Rare ?

Jebus , the having Colon Cancer in my Ear sight must be ,,,

Um ,,,

a First ?

**UniqueStranger** · 10-09-2015, 05:45 AM

(10-09-2015, 04:55 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:
(10-09-2015, 04:18 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote: Cancer in the colon is more rare than we know. Good luck (almost typed god luck).

Rare ?

Jebus , the having Colon Cancer in my Ear sight must be ,,,

Um ,,,

a First ?

Oh! Then you must have a flea in your ear. Nevermind!

**JayRodney** · 10-09-2015, 09:46 AM

(10-09-2015, 04:55 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:
(10-09-2015, 04:18 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote: Cancer in the colon is more rare than we know. Good luck (almost typed god luck).

Rare ?

Jebus , the having Colon Cancer in my Ear sight must be ,,,

Um ,,,

a First ?

Colon Cancer in the Ear? Is that from listening to too much shït?

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 10-10-2015, 08:11 PM

well , Look , now I'm a Poster Child