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What Deep Thinkers Retired Men Are
04-23-2016, 01:48 AM #1
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.

The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?' At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.
04-23-2016, 01:54 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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I'm all about thinking, but comparing birth giving to a kick in the nuts is plain nuts.

If you get kicked in the nuts you don't get the 12 hour minimum advance notice pain
04-23-2016, 01:57 AM #3
Ninelives I bite !!!
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04-24-2016, 05:44 AM #4
Jim Rat Member
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But at the end of it all, women have something nice to look forward to. Men can't say the same.



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