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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
12-26-2016, 04:30 PM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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İmage

It is time to sound the depths of the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits. Below are the strangest, most awkwardly shaped, and least pleasant objects that America has shoved into its various holes.

I'll list a few...

Ear
“PLACED TOILET PAPER IN EAR SO WOULDNT HAVE TO HEAR NEIGHBORS”
Nose
“WAS LAYING ON HIS BACK AT SCHOOL WHEN AN ERASER FELL INTO HIS NOSTRIL”
Throat
“ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED A PILL BOTTLE WHEN TAKING HIS MEDICATION”
Penis
“HAD PEBBLE STUCK IN PENIS WHILE SWIMMING IN A LAKE 3 WEEKS AGO” 13.gif
Vagina
“SAT ON THE TOP OF A DOLL HOUSE AND THERE WAS A SPIKED ROOF”
Rectum
“PER WIFE PATIENT SAT DOWN ON A SCREWDRIVER AND IT WENT UP HIS RECTUM”

uh huh yup.gif Don't we all hate it when that happens.

Read more: https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-di...1790335507
OMFG.
12-26-2016, 04:35 PM #2
Adde Member
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Ear: HAIRBAND

İmage

That would hurt.
12-26-2016, 04:39 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Vagina: USB ADAPTER

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12-26-2016, 04:42 PM #4
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(12-26-2016, 04:39 PM)Octo Wrote:  Vagina: USB ADAPTER

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Epic level confusion vic.gif
12-26-2016, 04:44 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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Maybe it got stuck while looking for the cigarettes and lighter in there

Vagina: CIGARETTES AND LIGHTER

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12-26-2016, 04:46 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(12-26-2016, 04:44 PM)Octo Wrote:  Maybe it got stuck while looking for the cigarettes and lighter in there

Vagina: CIGARETTES AND LIGHTER

damned.gif

So she'd know where they were.
12-26-2016, 04:46 PM #7
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lmao.gif
12-26-2016, 05:13 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(12-26-2016, 04:46 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(12-26-2016, 04:44 PM)Octo Wrote:  Maybe it got stuck while looking for the cigarettes and lighter in there

Vagina: CIGARETTES AND LIGHTER

damned.gif

So she'd know where they were.

Saw a lady at a hooch in coo chief show in the county fair smoke a cigarette with hers. Maybe this chick was practicing for an audition.

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12-26-2016, 05:17 PM #9
Gumby AKA Chtumby
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“ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN”

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12-26-2016, 05:56 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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İmage
12-26-2016, 05:58 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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How about a SANDAL BUCKLE in penis?

What the actual fuck?
12-26-2016, 11:17 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Amazed that anyone would try something that damn crazy.
12-26-2016, 11:20 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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Maybe he fell on it

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12-27-2016, 02:39 PM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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damned.gif

Was out running the chainsaw naked and a squirrel ran up my ass...
12-27-2016, 08:07 PM #15
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(12-26-2016, 05:58 PM)Octo Wrote:  damned.gif

How about a SANDAL BUCKLE in penis?

What the actual ğck ?

İmage



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