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What if Jesus was gay?
06-27-2013, 12:55 PM #1
White Ribbon call me
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İmage

praise Jesus, pimp daddy.. amen..
06-27-2013, 01:11 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Well I don't think his sexuality would change the message. coffeetime.gif
06-27-2013, 01:19 PM #3
White Ribbon call me
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coffeetime.gif
06-27-2013, 07:15 PM #4
IAMI Member
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Hmmmm. So the Mount had nothing to do with geography?

I know that he had a last supper and wore a loincloth..

İmage

06-28-2013, 01:46 AM #5
White Ribbon call me
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heathen..

one hundred Hail Marys for you..

06-28-2013, 01:58 AM #6
Ruby Wolf Member
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What if satan is the mother of christ?

What if jesus was an alien camcorder?

What if god doesnt exist?

What if earth is hell?

What if death is an illusion?

What if world leaders are reptilian aliens in disguise?

What if sasquatch is the missing link?

What if there were no wars?

What if life was longer?

What if we are living within the hollow interior of this planet?

What if gone with the wind was made in black and white?

What if they made donut flavored coffee?

What if they made coffee flavored donuts?

What if reality is a quantum hologram?

What if reincarnation is real?

What if we could live without money?

What if flying saucers are time machines?

What if alien greys are us from the future?

What if cats are dogs in disguise?

What if dogs are cats in disguise?

What if the incredible hulk is really pink?

What if pink floyd was named green floyd

Too many damn questions...

Not enough friggin answers...
06-28-2013, 02:08 AM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Less "Sermons on the Mount", more "Musicals" coffeetime.gif

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06-28-2013, 02:10 AM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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What if he said 'Cher', not 'share'!?! English wasn't his first language you know.

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06-28-2013, 02:13 AM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif You're on in five Ms. Minnelli...

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06-28-2013, 02:13 AM #10
Ruby Wolf Member
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(06-28-2013, 02:08 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Less "Sermons on the Mount", more "Musicals" coffeetime.gif

Are you talking about classic movie musicals?

Singin In The Rain-1952 filmed in stunning technicolor is easily the greatest movie musical ever made along with The Wizard Of Oz-1939 made in sepia and stunning technicolor is also one of the best movie musicals and both were also made with wall to wall really good songs...
06-28-2013, 02:17 AM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif I'm more talking about Jesus wouldn't wear a white robe after Labor Day I guess.

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06-28-2013, 02:19 AM #12
Ruby Wolf Member
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(06-28-2013, 02:10 AM)Octo Wrote:  What if he said 'Cher', not 'share'!?! English wasn't his first language you know.

omg.gif

Someones thinking hilariously (*-*)

I like to make people smile and laugh...

But i have terrible stage fright and could never speak while being seen by large audiences...
06-28-2013, 02:42 AM #13
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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it did seem odd to me that he attracted as many men
to him


as I did women ,,


and always wearing a robe like he just left a bath house ,,

and,,,

oh ,,, never mind

I'll stick to thinking about women thank you
06-28-2013, 04:01 AM #14
White Ribbon call me
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Yep JC wrote the cher song, believe.

Any man with prrfectly conditioned hair with no split ends
is suspect. And mary magdeline? Gay men always attract slutty hookers.
06-28-2013, 09:56 AM #15
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(06-28-2013, 02:13 AM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  
(06-28-2013, 02:08 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Less "Sermons on the Mount", more "Musicals" coffeetime.gif

Are you talking about classic movie musicals?

Singin In The Rain-1952 filmed in stunning technicolor is easily the greatest movie musical ever made along with The Wizard Of Oz-1939 made in sepia and stunning technicolor is also one of the best movie musicals and both were also made with wall to wall really good songs...


Chicago was the best movie musical. Jesus Christ Super Star made in 2000 is another truly stupendous production.

The women killers scene where the incarcerated women introduce themselves and the puppet scenes in Chicago were awesome, brilliantly done.

Pray for me. hug.gif



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