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08-25-2018, 07:24 AM #1
nobody Member
Posts:239 Threads:72 Joined:Dec 2014
There is a great way to wake people up...When they're sleeping, early in the morning, grab some frying pans or pots and run into their bedroom smashing the pans together and yell; THE ENTIRE WORLD IS UNDER THE CONTROL OF HOMICIDAL, CHILD MOLESTING PSYCHOTICS BENT ON THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL OF US... THEY'VE STOLEN ALL OUR MONEY AND WEALTH, POISONED OUR FOOD, AIR, WATER AND MEDICINE THEY OWN ALL OF THE MEDIA, MILITARY, COURTS AND YOU ARE A SLAVE TO THEM REGARDLESS OF WHETHER YOU WANT TO BE OR NOT, OH, AND ALL THE WARS WERE BASED ON LIES AND ALL OF THE RECENT MASS SHOOTINGS WERE HOAX FALSE FLAGS, AT ANY MOMENT WE MAY BE FORCED INTO MARTIAL LAW AND INTERRED INTO FEMA CAMPS WHICH ARE ALREADY BUILT WORLDWIDE.

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Yes, i stole this off the internets  37.gif

 Nobody, Has a need to know about anything!
08-25-2018, 07:44 AM #2
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
Posts:1,751 Threads:84 Joined:Jul 2017
Well,
You haven't logged in since about 4/20 /18.
Let me try and get you up to speed about what's been happening here at Kritterbox.
İmage

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08-25-2018, 07:59 AM #3
nobody Member
Posts:239 Threads:72 Joined:Dec 2014
I've been laying low because i can't compete with your newfangled style of gif and witty humor...

And I've already posted everything i came here to say.

 Nobody, Has a need to know about anything!
08-25-2018, 08:04 AM #4
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
Posts:1,751 Threads:84 Joined:Jul 2017
Thanks.
İmage
I guess?

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08-25-2018, 01:40 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:40,957 Threads:1,559 Joined:Feb 2011
(08-25-2018, 07:59 AM)nobody Wrote:  I've been laying low because i can't compete with your newfangled style of gif and witty humor...

And I've already posted everything i came here to say.

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08-27-2018, 12:29 AM #6
Cynical is not logged in Incognito Anonymous
 
Well I'll be dipped in Dogshit, rolled in crushed Cornflakes

and baked to a Golden Brown ,,

Hi Nobody , been a while eh ?

I ain't logged in cause I'm being stalked again , so incog-neet-toe today

how about you ?

you being stalked too ?

the Agencies are on a bunch of us as of April last year

I just figured you were also a target , is why ya maybe ain't been present
and accounted for .
08-27-2018, 02:33 PM #7
Strigoi Member
Posts:1,720 Threads:89 Joined:Mar 2011
wave.gif Hi CA.

Un Strigoi printre noi
08-27-2018, 05:01 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,202 Threads:1,483 Joined:Feb 2011
wave.gif Hey nobody and Rog'! hi5.gif

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cynical observed a dancer Show this Post
08-31-2018, 01:10 AM #9
cynical observed a dancer Incognito Anonymous
 
Hi JR and Striggy

guess what happened .

nah , never mind , it was just a figment anyway .

I've been recluse in the Coastal Range Mountains

nice not to see a mass of people when I walk out side .

met a Black Bear

a Brown Bunny

a Screech Owl

a Spotted Owl

( both Owls make crazy noises , Moonless night , and it scared the sh_t out of me )

Met a Few Deer and a Few Elk ,

none of them would accept my Offer of Coffee tho'

I almost saw a UFO , but it didn't show up for it's appointment last night .

I fell asleep and left the Truck Running , it should be to Arizona by now .
unless it Ran out of Gas in Utah first .

Friend got mad at me for calling her " Woman "
until I pointed out that just minutes prior , she had called me " Dork "

Pfft ,, Hah Ha ! put a stop to her complaint ,, eh ?

oh yeah , the forest creatures are getting smarter , while Humans
are becoming crybaby bitch ass snots

so I'm sticking with the Critters from now on

There was something I wanted to say here , but it'd probably be
too serious to talk about , so I ain't gonna say it here .

Rog'
08-31-2018, 03:22 AM #10
Totie Member
Posts:222 Threads:11 Joined:Dec 2015
wave.gif Sounds like you're busy as a cat with puppies.
08-31-2018, 09:47 AM #11
Decaf Member
Posts:166 Threads:5 Joined:Apr 2018
chuckle.gif That's busy.
08-31-2018, 03:25 PM #12
Strigoi Member
Posts:1,720 Threads:89 Joined:Mar 2011
chuckle.gif  That sounds fun to watch Totie. :)

Un Strigoi printre noi
Cynical absurdly dances Show this Post
09-03-2018, 12:12 AM #13
Cynical absurdly dances Incognito Anonymous
 
Yeah , busy busy busy indeed .

saw this sorta person looking thing last night , it was crossing a Creek I think .

it wasn't a Bigfoot ( well , it didn't smell Bigfootish , Bigfeet stink real Horrid like )

anyway , I shined my " Super Beam " Flashlight on it and called out to it ,
like ,,,

" Hey ! Get out of there , I drink that Water ! "

The Sucker didn't so much as wince back at me .

so ,,,,,

I picked up this here Big Elk Turd and tossed it at 'em .

BOY !
was that ever a mistake .

I'm not sure how many cloths it ripped off my back ,,
but I kept my Undies on ,,,
think I was running so scared that I Crapped myself, and it didn't
want to touch my Panties or something .

and anyway again , it got my I.D. and now knows where I live ,
which ain't a comfortable thought you understand ,,, right ?

This Thing is BIG in a way you'd think Ocean Liners are Big .

I ain't too sure I want to keep this face of mine now ,,

in fact , I may trade Bodies with just about anything but a slow @$$ Turtle .

anyone know a Good Gazelle willing to swap for a Human Body ?

I need some speedy feet's for any possible encounter with this thing .

um,,,,, btw ,,, it got my Cell phone too , with the Picture album intact

ya 'all may want to change out Faces too ,,, you're in the folders .
09-03-2018, 07:29 AM #14
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:40,957 Threads:1,559 Joined:Feb 2011
"don't fling poop at sasquatches"

Ok, got it!

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09-03-2018, 03:30 PM #15
Mars Member
Posts:735 Threads:42 Joined:Aug 2013
Good policy.



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