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05-30-2012, 07:38 PM #1
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http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories/201...rs-120529/
Quote:Second package containing body part found in Ottawa

Ottawa police say they've discovered a second package containing a body part after a human foot was delivered to the Conservative Party's headquarters Tuesday.

The foot was delivered in a blood-stained box to Tory headquarters on Albert Street Tuesday morning, prompting a swift response from police.

Late Tuesday, Ottawa police said they intercepted a second package containing another body part. Details were not immediately available.

The coroner's office in Ottawa confirmed the foot inside the first box was indeed human.

CTV Ottawa's Joanne Schnurr said police have yet to confirm why the foot was sent to Tory headquarters, who the foot belonged to or whether it belonged to a man or woman.

Sgt. Steve Hodgson, who was at the scene, said a receptionist at the party's 12th floor offices had only partially opened the package before calling police.
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İmage
05-30-2012, 07:39 PM #2
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Did it come with a Sneaker ?

if so,,,,

and if it's Nike

Dibs!!!
05-30-2012, 07:41 PM #3
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What is it with you & Nike trainers?
05-30-2012, 07:42 PM #4
yankees skier
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Someone pissed off the Mafia.

Biere.
05-30-2012, 08:42 PM #5
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Heavens Gate Cult

they all wore Nikes

heh heh

I can pass of any Nike on ebay, as authentic Heavens Gate shoes

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05-30-2012, 09:03 PM #6
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Just read their wiki page.

This little nugger made me lol.gif
Quote:In October 1996, the group purchased alien abduction insurance to cover up to 50 members at a cost of $10,000.[
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_...s_group%29

Which led me to this
Alien abduction insurance is an insurance policy issued against alien abduction.

Quote:The insurance policy is redeemed if the insured person is abducted by aliens. Simon Burgess, former Managing Director of British Insurance, well known for being involved in the bizarre end of insurance, said "Of course, the burden of proof lies with the claimant. Let’s face it – insurance is so tedious that if I can enlighten my dreary life with a bit of humour every now and again, I will."[1]

A policy normally costs around $150 per $1.5 million in coverage as of 1998.[2] Policy offerings vary from $10,000 to $10 million.[3] Some companies offer policies for alien pregnancy, alien examinations and death caused by aliens.[4] More recently the Alien Abduction Insurance Corporation has launched the idea of abduction insurance certificates as a unique gift for a lifetime premium and sell it at $9.95.[5]

The very first company to offer UFO abduction insurance was the St. Lawrence Agency in Altamonte Springs, Florida.[6] The company says that it has paid out at least two claims.[3] The company pays the claimant $1 per year until their death or for 1 million years, whichever comes first.[6] Over 20,000 people have purchased the insurance.[2] The insurance is normally purchased by the "feeble-minded", according to Burgess, a former Lloyd's of London underwriter.[2] Prominent policyholders have included Shirley MacLaine and a Harvard University professor who has written on aliens.[3]

The Heaven's Gate religious group had purchased alien abduction insurance before their mass suicide.[4] Their insurance company (London brokerage Goodfellow Rebecca Ingrams Pearson (GRIP) [7]) stopped offering alien abduction insurance after the suicide - having sold the policy to about four thousand people (mostly in England and the United States).[8] At a cost of roughly $155 a year the GRIP policy would pay about $160,000 to someone who could show that they had been abducted by a being who was not from Earth. The payment would double if the insured person was impregnated during the event. Men were also able to purchase the impregnation insurance for protection against the unknown capabilities of alien technology.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_abduction_insurance
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05-30-2012, 09:53 PM #7
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Alien abduction insurance is an insurance policy damned.gif lmao.gif PT Barnum said there's a sucker born every day, was he right.
05-30-2012, 10:02 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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Quote:The company pays the claimant $1 per year until their death or for 1 million years, whichever comes first. Over 20,000 people have purchased the insurance.

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lmao.giflmao.giflmao.gifdamned.gif
05-30-2012, 10:05 PM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Damn!!!

I should sell Nike Shoe insurance for survivors of Alien Abductions.
05-31-2012, 02:57 PM #10
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Quote:Police identify prawn actor as suspect in mailed body parts case

MONTREAL, Que. - Montreal police have issued a Canada-wide warrant for Luka Rocco Magnotta, 29, after body parts were found in Ottawa and Montreal.

http://www.680news.com/news/national/art...parts-case

Okay this shït is getting weird

Quote:....Magnotta is wanted in connection with murder, dismemberment and mailing body parts to the federal government in Ottawa.....According to the Internet, Magnotta is an amateur gay prawn star who may have been involved with serial killer Karla Homolka. He is the writer behind a blog entitled "How to Completely Disappear and Never Be Found."http://digitaljournal.com/blog/2957

In Toronto, Magnotta was convicted of four counts fraud under $5,000 in 2005.

CTV News reported it has learned that a note found with one of the packages revealed that six body parts were placed in the mail and that Magnotta planned to kill again.

There are also videos posted of Magnotta committing gruesome acts, such as suffocating cats, and police believe a clip of him killing and dismembering a body is linked to this case....
05-31-2012, 02:59 PM #11
yankees skier
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damned.gif

Biere.
05-31-2012, 03:27 PM #12
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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That's one ƒükkêd up dude damned.gif
05-31-2012, 03:31 PM #13
yankees skier
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"amateur gay prawn star" Yeah, he'll have no problem blending in while on the run.

Biere.
05-31-2012, 03:35 PM #14
Kreeper Griobhtha
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İmage
I hope I get the liver!

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
05-31-2012, 03:37 PM #15
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(05-31-2012, 03:31 PM)yankees Wrote:  "amateur gay prawn star" Yeah, he'll have no problem blending in while on the run.



How is he an amateur gay prawn star? Does that mean he pitches but doesn't catch or does he use a stunt C0ck?

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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night



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