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What would it be like to be a cat ?
Leopard Show this Post
10-13-2013, 07:53 AM #1
Leopard Incognito Anonymous
 
If Humans have evolved from Cats, instead of Primates, what would life be like for us ?
Obviously, our brains would still have evolved for intellectual capacity, and human activities, and we wouldn't be as strong or as big as other cats.

Because the same is true with our relation to primates.
But what would it be like to be a cat that evolved from the snow leopard the Panthera Uncia ?


To walk on four legs, thick fur, spots, be able to run at probably 30 miles per hour on average, and 35 or 40 miles per hour for an Olympic runner...

jump fairly high, about 6, or 7 feet in the air, and have a tail, and big cannines and decent sized claws,

AND be able to think logically, produce industrial products, drive cars, make and fly air planes, be doctors, and lawyers, and reason, and feel empathy, and learn in a classroom, and speak too ?

lol
10-13-2013, 10:42 AM #2
whaler Double Smoked Timbit
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10-13-2013, 12:34 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif There's one big drawback... no opposable thumbs. It would be more logical if we evolved from racoons or groundhogs.

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10-13-2013, 01:41 PM #4
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"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
10-13-2013, 02:01 PM #5
Ruby Wolf Member
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I could leap out of trees and jump off of roofs without getting hurt while laying around all day sleeping and eating and prowling around all night getting laid...

Sounds like me twenty years ago (*---*)
10-13-2013, 03:01 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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10-13-2013, 03:02 PM #7
Ruby Wolf Member
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Nothing like cat woman in the snow...

Damn shes friggin hot...

Michelle Pfeiffers cat woman in the video below blows away Halle Berrys...

I wish she would beat me up i mean o## (*--*)

10-13-2013, 03:18 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Three things that would suck about being a cat:

1) Those times when you suddenly realize you were supposed to be in another room.

2) Your enemies can defeat you with a piece of yarn.

3) Chinese neighbors.

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
10-13-2013, 03:24 PM #9
Ruby Wolf Member
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Also by using my extreme vision i could sit and lay around the house morning day and night and watch all the ghosts that most humans are unable to perceive...
10-13-2013, 03:48 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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You can give everybody dead animals as gifts for birthdays and xmas... hmm.gif
10-13-2013, 03:52 PM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(10-13-2013, 03:18 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Three things that would suck about being a cat:

1) Those times when you suddenly realize you were supposed to be in another room.

2) Your enemies can defeat you with a piece of yarn.

3) Chinese neighbors.

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(10-13-2013, 03:48 PM)Octo Wrote:  You can give everybody dead animals as gifts for birthdays and xmas... hmm.gif

Great idea! Nothing makes the Holiday season as bright and merry as a dead squirrel. coffeetime.gif

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