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06-14-2013, 02:12 AM #16
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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lmao.gif I have a stalker yay.gif

bleh.gif ʞ

What do I do? Whadoido? panic.gif Beer. beerbong.gif

whew.gif that's better

Okay is this like mowing past the honeybee swarm, where I don't go or something?

Will you bee nice w.r. if I really do like you anyways? chuckle.gif rofl.gif hug.gif
06-14-2013, 02:23 AM #17
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(06-14-2013, 02:12 AM)Shadow Wrote:  lmao.gif I have a stalker yay.gif

bleh.gif ʞ

What do I do? Whadoido? panic.gif Beer. beerbong.gif

:phEW; that's better

Okay is this like mowing past the honeybee swarm, where I don't go or something?

Will you bee nice w.r. if I really do like you anyways? chuckle.gif rofl.gif hug.gif


at least your stalker likes you. gaah.gif
06-14-2013, 02:32 AM #18
Ruby Wolf Member
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(06-13-2013, 09:57 PM)I⊥∀NIW∩LLIʞ Wrote:  ....you must rofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gif

Theres often such glaring differences between men and women...

I would actually like beautiful women stalking me...

But that'll be the day...

Dream on beyond smolensk dream on (*-*)
06-14-2013, 03:28 AM #19
Octo Mother Superior
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We did have an interesting discussion earlier tonight Smolensk. We were watching a horror movie, but ruined it by debating what exactly is an attractive woman and the bullshit Hollywood presents as such chuckle.gif

1. It's bullshit.
2. What do you want?
06-14-2013, 04:05 AM #20
Ruby Wolf Member
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(06-14-2013, 03:28 AM)Octo Wrote:  We did have an interesting discussion earlier tonight Smolensk. We were watching a horror movie, but ruined it by debating what exactly is an attractive woman and the bullshit Hollywood presents as such chuckle.gif

1. It's bullshit.
2. What do you want?

36-24-36...so they say...

I like,actually,i love women with long dark hair...

And as far as female measurements go,everyones different...
06-14-2013, 04:09 AM #21
Octo Mother Superior
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Your 36-24-36 (whatever that translates to in metric) might be a total bitch. Aren't you the slightest interested in finding your mental match?
06-14-2013, 04:09 AM #22
Ruby Wolf Member
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The too thin super models of today would probably be thought of and seen as looking like concentration camp survivors around a hundred years ago and the media relentlessly pumping up the image of those emaciated models is giving really bad impressions to impressionable young girls all over the world...
06-14-2013, 04:11 AM #23
Ruby Wolf Member
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(06-14-2013, 04:09 AM)Octo Wrote:  Your 36-24-36 (whatever that translates to in metric) might be a total bitch. Aren't you the slightest interested in finding your mental match?

Where am i gonna find a pretty (to me) woman who loves classic movies and classic music and drawing and the paranormal (and sex) as much as i do?
06-14-2013, 04:20 AM #24
Octo Mother Superior
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There are plenty of women who are interested in such. BUT (and this is a big but) you put the hurdle really high by making it clear what your preferences are (such as the now extinct cheerleader thread).

Nobody your (or my) age can live up to that sort of stuff. We're all human here so maybe lower your expectations?
06-14-2013, 04:36 AM #25
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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When you look for superficial beauty, that is exactly what you'll find.
06-14-2013, 04:46 AM #26
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(06-14-2013, 04:20 AM)Octo Wrote:  There are plenty of women who are interested in such. BUT (and this is a big but) you put the hurdle really high by making it clear what your preferences are (such as the now extinct cheerleader thread).

Nobody your (or my) age can live up to that sort of stuff. We're all human here so maybe lower your expectations?


I lower my standards all the time then reset them when I am done chuckle.gif
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06-14-2013, 04:48 AM #27
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İmage

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06-14-2013, 04:59 AM #28
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
If I can grab on to her ass with both hands and no ass is remaining, that's the ass I wanna sex up.

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06-14-2013, 05:00 AM #29
Octo Mother Superior
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(06-13-2013, 11:24 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(06-13-2013, 11:08 PM)Octo Wrote:  Really? You have a stalker for real?

damned.gif

I agree US, I wouldn't want to have anything to do with such.


Of course not really, kill simply has such a huge f****ng unearned ego that he thinks people posting and reading the same message boards he does equates to stalking.

Lets kick the logistics here, if someone were really stalking kill would they not be clogging up his message boards, posting sh!t there, attacking etc..


Give it some time. Two years or so chuckle.gif
06-14-2013, 05:04 AM #30
Octo Mother Superior
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(06-14-2013, 04:46 AM)I⊥∀NIW∩LLIʞ Wrote:  I lower my standards all the time then reset them when I am done chuckle.gif


Yeah but you're the son of Satan and never up to any good so it doesn't count. chuckle.gif



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