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04-11-2013, 11:09 PM #16
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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buy me a car ?

with a mind like mine

there is no need to rely on others .

I had cars before my mom could drive ,,

hell , I had a car at 13 ,,,
sold it for a profit

Mom used the money for rent
sister tried to steal the money

when I got to dads house to meet him after years of not seeing him

first thing he tried on me was to swindle me out of my truck

Them Buy me a Car ?

shit , they stole anything i did not hide from them ,, and they got some of
that too .

Got them back though .

when i paid for their Funerals

I used a Bogus bank account

they probably got dug up and taken to
the dump

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Feral Dogs probably ate them ,,, then died of poisoning chuckle.gif

04-11-2013, 11:14 PM #17
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(04-11-2013, 11:01 PM)Octo Wrote:  Ok you win. chuckle.gif


Beetroots causes pink pee as well and you don't even have to be happy. 13.gif


Thought I had a hysterectomy the first time I ate borscht... omg.gif I hated it and turned my piss red. Beets are not food for Christ sakes. Like cardboard isn't food. gaah.gif Goddamnit.

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04-11-2013, 11:15 PM #18
Octo Mother Superior
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Hater. coffeetime.gif
04-11-2013, 11:16 PM #19
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Borscht is my favorite soup...with a dollop of sour cream on top. thumbsup.gif
04-11-2013, 11:18 PM #20
Octo Mother Superior
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Yes I know! It's great! yay.gif I love it, but as you might have noticed JR doesn't care much for it so I don't make it. 15.gif
04-11-2013, 11:20 PM #21
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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coffeetime.gif Pfft... Have all you want, ermahgerd I'd rather be dead.

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04-11-2013, 11:30 PM #22
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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And yes if TSHTF I'll eat rat shit and extol the virtues. No reason to eat shit before you have to. lol.gif

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04-11-2013, 11:33 PM #23
Octo Mother Superior
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All your beetroots are belong to me.

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I don't want any kisses on that rat shit diet though. I thought I'd say that right away. 13.gif
04-11-2013, 11:35 PM #24
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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04-12-2013, 02:09 AM #25
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Hey JR, is that suppose to be funny? I think they dance divinely and I rate them all at a 14. 13.gif
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04-12-2013, 02:29 AM #26
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(04-11-2013, 11:09 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  buy me a car ?

with a mind like mine

there is no need to rely on others .

I had cars before my mom could drive ,,

hell , I had a car at 13 ,,,
sold it for a profit

Mom used the money for rent
sister tried to steal the money

when I got to dads house to meet him after years of not seeing him

first thing he tried on me was to swindle me out of my truck

Them Buy me a Car ?

shit , they stole anything i did not hide from them ,, and they got some of
that too .

Got them back though .

when i paid for their Funerals

I used a Bogus bank account

they probably got dug up and taken to
the dump

lol.gif

Feral Dogs probably ate them ,,, then died of poisoning chuckle.gif


lmao.gif

This came to mind when reading that

04-12-2013, 11:37 AM #27
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:15,718 Threads:473 Joined:Jun 2012
damned.gif to Hansel and Gretel story.

This middle child characteristics chart is right on!

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Do the birth order characteristics on this chart match for you?

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04-13-2013, 01:02 AM #28
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,641 Threads:80 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-11-2013, 11:14 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(04-11-2013, 11:01 PM)Octo Wrote:  Ok you win. chuckle.gif


Beetroots causes pink pee as well and you don't even have to be happy. 13.gif


Thought I had a hysterectomy the first time I ate borscht... omg.gif /...


Ever try puking up blueberries..?

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04-13-2013, 04:19 AM #29
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We'll all b fine if we just 69...

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04-13-2013, 04:30 AM #30
bohica Member
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Born 4th out of 7. (Irish birth control)
Bought me a car? BWAAAAHHHAAAAAAHAAAA
But we bought the baby a car last November, a Wrangler Rubicon.
(The baby is almost Octo's age)
One compelling reason was that we believe the fiat banking system is due for a collapse, and we want to get some tangibles while we can.
We already have the booze-bullets-and band-aids.

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.



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