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Where's Kimmy?
10-11-2014, 03:22 PM #1
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Quote:The mystery surrounding the whereabouts of Kim Jong Un deepened Friday after the North Korean leader appeared to have missed a ceremony to pay tribute to his late father and grandfather on what is an important national anniversary.

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http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/10/world/asia...index.html
10-11-2014, 03:27 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lol.gif NK and SK started talking reunification about the same time that little GMO toddler vanished.
I think his generals are burned out on writing down everything the lil guy says in a notebook.
Inside sources claim most of what he talks about seems to be related to Dennis Rodman's oui oui. coffeetime.gif

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10-11-2014, 03:27 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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He got so fat he broke his ankles chuckle.gif

Cheese blamed for North Korean leader Kim Jong-un's broken ankles

Read more at: http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/kim-j...94565.html
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10-11-2014, 03:35 PM #4
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(10-11-2014, 03:27 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  lol.gif NK and SK started talking reunification about the same time that little GMO toddler vanished.
I think his generals are burned out on writing down everything the lil guy says in a notebook.
Inside sources claim most of what he talks about seems to be related to Dennis Rodman's oui oui. coffeetime.gif
lmao.gif
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10-11-2014, 07:01 PM #5
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dunno... maybe he had the bad idea to search for medical aid outside of nk and has been abducted and killed by some intelligence service.^^
10-11-2014, 07:27 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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Or maybe he's at a fitness fat farm in Switzerland or something.
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10-11-2014, 08:04 PM #7
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
crying and eating chocolate he hid up his rear end
10-11-2014, 08:06 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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I can see that being the case lol.gif
10-11-2014, 08:33 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(10-11-2014, 08:04 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  crying and eating chocolate he hid up his rear end

yup.gif Yes sir, that's probably as close to the truth as we'll ever get.

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10-12-2014, 01:06 AM #10
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:9,206 Threads:212 Joined:Feb 2011
NEWS FLASH !

This just in ::::::::::::::;;;

We find that Kimmy , missing for sometime now ,,,,

has been located ,,,,

his fat little round body

had somehow slipped into a Square hole

where he starved to death and fell to the next floor

it is being discussed whether to use him for a Throw Rug

or a Car Cover

China has put in a Bid to use his blubber to light Hong Kong
for the next 200 years

Meanwhile , Hitler has resurfaced seeking his lost Acolyte ,,,,
seems Kimmy owes Adolf a few thousand Egg Rolls in back training fees

A Rush has been instigated by Cartoonist
to find kimmy's note books ,,, it's underway by local Cartoonist

They hope to start a new series of Super Fat Anti-Heros using Kimmy's likeness
to Model them upon .



A new N. Korean coin with Kimmy's likeness ,,,

will be minted it is rumored ,,,

it will be Big and Fat , and may be traded in for Twinkies Only


Though nothing is for certain , it may be surmised , that a famous
No. Korean Fat Farm has just gone Belly up .



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