NEWS FLASH !
This just in ::::::::::::::;;;
We find that Kimmy , missing for sometime now ,,,,
has been located ,,,,
his fat little round body
had somehow slipped into a Square hole
where he starved to death and fell to the next floor
it is being discussed whether to use him for a Throw Rug
or a Car Cover
China has put in a Bid to use his blubber to light Hong Kong
for the next 200 years
Meanwhile , Hitler has resurfaced seeking his lost Acolyte ,,,,
seems Kimmy owes Adolf a few thousand Egg Rolls in back training fees
A Rush has been instigated by Cartoonist
to find kimmy's note books ,,, it's underway by local Cartoonist
They hope to start a new series of Super Fat Anti-Heros using Kimmy's likeness
to Model them upon .
A new N. Korean coin with Kimmy's likeness ,,,
will be minted it is rumored ,,,
it will be Big and Fat , and may be traded in for Twinkies Only
Though nothing is for certain , it may be surmised , that a famous
No. Korean Fat Farm has just gone Belly up .