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Where's the terrorist attack?
08-05-2013, 07:47 AM #1
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Rumor has it that it got cancelled due to a BBQ cook off.

Last chance for bacon before meeting the virgins.

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08-05-2013, 07:53 AM #2
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Where's the terrorist attack?


it's on sale at your local Walmart

made in China just for you

take two
they're small
08-05-2013, 08:18 AM #3
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(08-05-2013, 07:53 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Where's the terrorist attack?


it's on sale at your local Walmart

made in China just for you

take two
they're small


Well you've got a point there.

WalMart: the worlds largest drug money laundering business.

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08-05-2013, 08:27 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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It was supposed to go down yesterday, no?

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08-05-2013, 08:40 AM #5
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(08-05-2013, 08:27 AM)Octo Wrote:  It was supposed to go down yesterday, no?

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Yup. Since the initial announcement, the warning is extended to August 10th.

Apparently, Al Qaeda isn't allowed to do anything after that date.

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08-05-2013, 09:27 AM #6
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(08-05-2013, 08:18 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(08-05-2013, 07:53 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Where's the terrorist attack?


it's on sale at your local Walmart

made in China just for you

take two
they're small


Well you've got a point there.

WalMart: the worlds largest drug money laundering business.


China needs walmart
08-05-2013, 09:44 AM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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I didn't expect any terror attacks yesterday. Nothing dramatic ever happens on a Sunday.

08-05-2013, 09:46 AM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Was thinking of starting a travel agency geared toward Muslims. I'm going to concentrate on the 72 virgin islands lol coffeetime.gif

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08-05-2013, 10:41 AM #9
Accidental Stoner Member
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Why not?

In the morning paper today, there was a story
about making some picturesque French old village
a resort exclusively for homosexual tourists.

Only nobody had told the mayor yet...

Locals interviewed said "OK, as long as they don't
kiss in the street".

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08-05-2013, 11:36 AM #10
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The ETs have a different slant on this..

Terror threats are being implied, as the closures are occurring in Muslim countries. Iraq has had massive prison breaks recently with 500 released, as has Pakistan with 250 released, and Egypt is in turmoil. The State Department has been endlessly criticized over the Benghazi incident. The issue will not die because the Republicans are in attack mode against Hillary, whom they see as the likely 2016 presidential candidate. Benghazi security was underfunded by the Republican House, and the sequester forced more cuts. Yet the House is going on August vacation without correcting this situation. The Obama administration is making the point: fund our embassies or deal with these embarrassing closures!

ZetaTalk
08-05-2013, 12:21 PM #11
Kreeper Griobhtha
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It was postponed because the scheduled bomb wearer made it to the finals of his local BBQ Pit Masters.



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In the meantime, all acts of terrorism will continue in Washington DC.




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08-05-2013, 01:01 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lol.gif Embassy schmebacy

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08-05-2013, 01:01 PM #13
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(08-05-2013, 09:46 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Was thinking of starting a travel agency geared toward Muslims. I'm going to concentrate on the 72 virgin islands lol coffeetime.gif


yeah, they can fly Virgin to get there.. coffeetime.gif

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08-05-2013, 02:59 PM #14
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I'm being attacked by terrorists every time I open my paycheck and see almost one third of it being legally extorted and sucked away from me by tptb who then use that money to pay four or five cops to pull me over and surround my car with two or three cruisers just for accidently running a yellow light that just f###en happened to turn red way too quickly as I was approaching...

I'm being attacked by terrorists every time I open my paycheck and see almost one f###en third of it being legally extorted and sucked away from me and my only life by tptb who then use that stolen money to construct elaborate subterranean atomic blast proof bunker complexes for themselves that i'm strictly forbidden to enter into during life threatening emergency...

I'm being attacked by terrorists swarming all around us and more and more within us in the shape and form of recent and ever deepening floods and avalanches of government sponsored big pharma pushed psych meds and other media sold dope with numerous side effects far worse than the ills they're suppose to be curing that are creating a race of deranged lunatics whos violent rampages are keeping the f###en police in business...

I'm being attacked by terrorists who force their mass media puppets to brainwash way too many naive and easily misled people into believing that love and money are the same f###en thing who then live and die possessed by materialistic illusions...

I'm being attacked by the terroristic trillion dollar business of tptb intentionally suppressing cures for human cancer...

Shall I f###en continue?!
08-05-2013, 03:18 PM #15
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Darn funky Government!



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