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Who doesn't like gummy bears???? Yummooo!!!!
04-04-2014, 08:46 AM #1
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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Haribo Gummi Bears Sugar Free 5lb Bag

Review - rofl.gif lmao.gif rofl.gif
Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!

First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.

Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.

I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.

I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.

Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.

Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.

If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks.

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Order now!!! - http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Bears...dp_product
04-04-2014, 09:14 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif I can relate, I broke down and ate some (a lot) jelly beans yesterday - oh my gawd puke.gif
Maybe I'll be normal by tomorrow. gaah.gif

wonder.gif
04-04-2014, 09:17 AM #3
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(04-04-2014, 09:14 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  lmao.gif I can relate, I broke down and ate some (a lot) jelly beans yesterday - oh my gawd puke.gif
Maybe I'll be normal by tomorrow. gaah.gif

Do you feel violated? chuckle.gif

Some of the other reviews are priceless as well.........I wonder why they're still selling these lil "HELL bears"
04-04-2014, 09:20 AM #4
Accidental Stoner Member
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chuckle.gif

Sounds a bit like what happens to me,
if I drink a couple of gulps of beer.

Minus the headache and the puking.
04-04-2014, 10:29 AM #5
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
(04-04-2014, 09:17 AM)KILLUMINATI Wrote:  
(04-04-2014, 09:14 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  lmao.gif I can relate, I broke down and ate some (a lot) jelly beans yesterday - oh my gawd puke.gif
Maybe I'll be normal by tomorrow. gaah.gif

Do you feel violated? chuckle.gif

Some of the other reviews are priceless as well.........I wonder why they're still selling these lil "HELL bears"

sugar substitutes are usually worse than sugar.. was it aspartame?

@JR.. yep.. i do the mega sugar splurge every now and again (i ate all my childs Easter eggs the other night. oops.. they were staring at me.. they had to go..).. its that having to go without so long with candida.. you just sometimes need to go for it.. gives the system a good jolt though.. a nice big glass of bi carb and water and its all forgiven.. burp..
04-04-2014, 10:43 AM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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That's why we can't have any candy at home chuckle.gif It has to go. We can't have that bag of jellybeans lurking in the cabinet shadows, plotting your demise. damned.gif
04-04-2014, 10:52 AM #7
White Ribbon call me
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thats right.. they telepathically hunt you down, until you are forced, against your will, to eat them all in one sitting.. yep, life is a bitch sometimes.. humans have feelings too.. 13.gif
04-04-2014, 11:01 AM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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I know tissueguy.gif

Last time I had gummy bears they had been bathing in vodka for a week. aaah2.gif
04-04-2014, 02:20 PM #9
White Ribbon call me
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i draw the line at lollies (gummy bears and chewy sweets like that).. when i splurge its on chocolate.. a huge block of it.. burp.. and i dont mind the cadburys crap either, but prefer Belgium or lindt.. i like me some dark chocolate too.. oh yessy lordy may.. i like me some dark.. ahhhhumm.. gurrrrlll..

and i dont get the runs from it either.. why you ask? cause im a man.. gaah.gif not a pussy..
04-04-2014, 02:23 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,023 Threads:1,474 Joined:Feb 2011
Yeah well, I don't get the runs from chocolate either. So there 13.gif

We buy chocolate once in a while and it has to be at least 70% cocoa. Love the Lindt chili chocolate drool.gif It's healthy! beercheer.gif
04-04-2014, 02:41 PM #11
Ruby Wolf Member
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I never liked licorice textured candy,like tongue twizzling twizzlers and so i never liked gummy bears,or gummy worms,or gummy whatevers,oh,except for,gummy jobs,they're all right,just close your eyes,ha haa haaa,if ya catch my drift?! (*-*)
04-04-2014, 02:58 PM #12
White Ribbon call me
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never had a gummy job, thankfully.. rofl.gif
04-04-2014, 03:39 PM #13
Ruby Wolf Member
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(04-04-2014, 02:58 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  never had a gummy job, thankfully.. rofl.gif
Really?...Like not even once?...For sure?...Scouts honor?...Cross your heart and hope to die stick a needle in your eye?...Never got one without knowing it while intoxicated?...Ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa...Cant raype the willing (*-*)
04-04-2014, 03:45 PM #14
White Ribbon call me
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(04-04-2014, 03:39 PM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  
(04-04-2014, 02:58 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  never had a gummy job, thankfully.. rofl.gif
Really?...Like not even once?...For sure?...Scouts honor?...Cross your heart and hope to die stick a needle in your eye?...Never got one without knowing it while intoxicated?...Ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa...Cant raype the willing (*-*)

nope.. i have never been a drinker, always took drugs and danced all night.. im sure it feels nice.. i cant help but think of some old grandma or grandpa doing it though.. and that is a turn off.. would rather the teeth..
04-04-2014, 04:41 PM #15
Accidental Stoner Member
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Haha - some hilarious comments on there.



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